The Detroit Underground invades Mephisto's

[Lord Krom]

People of Detroit's underworld,

I AM Lord Krom.

Ambassador to the Planet Earth, of Shamballah the Lessor, Agartha.

I come to you with tidings of war, at a time of great peril.

The Earth shakes, the Mayans die again, the wicked are being punished from the sky and from below.

I will try to be brief:

My team, the detroit underground is holding a musical event this Saturday, October 15th, at Mephistos in Hamtramck. I understand that you have another event that night at the city club. I would not think to impose upon you to choose your loyalties now, I only ask that you consider stopping by our event as well. It will be splendid ! You will be witness to the beginning of a new day, it will be a learning experience taught through euphoria.

DOWNLOAD THE FLYER

peace, unity & the underground,

LKoStLA

[Scary Guy]

Fuck city club, go to Mephisto's, we're cleaner anyhow.

Oh hey, Lord Krom, can you post your flier in jpeg format? I kind of hate PDF :D

[Lord Krom]

Scary Guy,

I have spoke to my team regarding the jpeg flyer request. In truth, I still consider myself to have limited knowledge in the use of this surface world's clever adding boxes. My understanding is that PDF's are good because they download properly printable on all boxes and printing devices.

Yes, you are right. Let's tell the truth, now is not a time for polite conversation.

This city club is a dirty whoremongering pool of piss. Mephisto's is a place of wonder, joy & enchantment. It is like the difference between a proper concubine and having sex with a mule.

Tonight we ride !

:devil

[Medea]

I like your the cut of your gib, Krom.