The Lonely Wolfman

[Blackmail]

People think I'm scary

at night I get hairy

but I'll kick and scratch if you take me to the vetrinary

during the day I'm normal

but in the night I have a mullet

but that is no reason to shoot me with a silver bullet

I can not go to the beach or get a suntan

because I am the lonely wolfman

I asked a girl on a date, but I alsways hear maybies

They all seem to think that I will give them rabies

Or eat their babies

Ok I admit, I tried to eat her baby

but I am still lonely as a gay bee

I was thirsty for dog food, so I ate the whole can

it's not easy being me, the lonely wolfman

[Paper Hearts]

That is so depressing.