The Lonely creature from the Black lagoon

[Blackmail]

Somepeople say it's fishy

and that I'm uglier than nicole ritchie

but try being me

living beneath the sea

swimming with the fishes

and living without bitches

I keep telling myself, that my time is soon

until then I'm just the lonely creature from the black lagoon

I cry myself to sleep

sometimes I get too deep

I got trapped inside a hole

but someone caught me with a fishing pole

I think I'll terrorize the boat and the entire crew

I am so bored, I've got nothing else to do

I am not Middle eastern, and I am not Libyian

I am just a horny, lonely amphibian

So everyone sing along, by now you know the tune

I'm just the lonely creature from the black lagoon

[Paper Hearts]

That one is nice enough to publish in the third world.

Can we have a poem about the Blob including thinly veiled references to 'certain' DGNers?