The Rhyming Game

[Msterbeau]

OK Folks. Yet another game to waste our time on. It goes like this.

I say something. You reply with something that relates AND rhymes, then add a new sentence for someone else deal with.

Example:

What do I do with a dog name Stu?

Walk him somewhere that doesn't care about poo.

Etc...

Here goes:

I'm almost done with work today.

[phee]

I'm almost done with work today.

Now my father is so gay...

I am so happy now...

[Steven]

I am so happy now:

... that I shit my pants and dont care how.

But no one ever would beleive....

[Paper Hearts]

...

Edited October 20, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Msterbeau]

Paper Hearts repiled as the ghost of Christopher Reeve.

Why is their a slick on that there lake?

[bean]

Why is their a slick on that there lake?

It's all because of a man named Drake.

Why are there things falling from the sky?

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh my oh my I don't know why

I think the pilot lost his pizza pie

Maybe he got sick

And threw up over the side like St nick

I wish I could be a

[bean]

Hippie chick.

Damn, where's my bic?

And what's up with this stick?

Yesterday there was no rain.

[Homicidalheathen]

And that is cool 'cause my artheritis caused me no pain

I think my rhyming is lame

Some of the posts are too tame.....

Whose gonna....

[Msterbeau]

Be another hip hop runna.

Grass is growing in my toes!

[phee]

Grass is growing in my toes!

Now I go my bitches and hoes!!!

Slapped me in the face and called be wanda

[Vater Araignee]

Slapped me in the face and called be wanda:

then grab my hair and ride me like a Honda

Now whip it out and sheath your sword.

[phee]

Now whip it out and sheath your sword.

Hit me with a bat and said "word"

Put me to bed and read me a story...

[Msterbeau]

Put me to bed and read me a story...

Fill it with gouls and paragraphs that are gory.

Before me sits an invitation.

[kellygrrrrrl]

to get my rocks off with a new invention

The invention was rad, and cool and unique....

[phee]

So we called up a girl named Dominique...

She said: "hey Phee, wanna have a gummie worm?"

[kellygrrrrrl]

Phee said No, I'd rather give you my sperm.....

So she reluctantly gave in and they screwed for a while....

[phee]

Then Kellygrrrl woke up after a while...

she said: "Phee skrewed someone? it must have been a dream."

[Draco1958]

Make me edit dag nabbit......

she said: "Phee skrewed someone? it must have been a dream."

I thought I slept in a bed of whipped cream

Then she said with a wry little grin....

(original answer....So she reluctantly gave in and they screwed for a while....

Made a mess all over the tile.)

Edited October 21, 2005 by Draco1958

[phee]

Then she said with a wry little grin....

Think I'm gunna sign into the DGN!!!!!

*Phee Beatboxes*

[kellygrrrrrl]

ooops outta order...never mind!

Edited October 21, 2005 by kellygrrrrrl

[unchaste]

Think I'm gunna sign into the DGN!!!!!

*Phee Beatboxes*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

...and never get offline again!

Wow, these shennanigans are really absurd....

[phee]

Look up in the sky is it a plane or a Bird...

No wait it's that sexy Blackmail man

[Msterbeau]

and his sidekick, Black Skittles; They drive a pink van.

I'm through, I'm done... do something with my computer.

[Steven]

he sounds at Wit's End, Qucik call him a tutor!!!