The Rhyming Game

[Nienna]

We brought him a man but he thought chicks were cuter.

Oh look here it come, swooping in from the sky..

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Ahhh, run, we must duck and hide from that thang that can fly

Oh, yes, the grass, and Hey! A four leaf clover

Edited October 22, 2005 by Moonlight_Phantasy

[bean]

Oh, yes, the grass, and Hey! A four leaf clover

Oh thank gods, my bad luck is over!

Crap, what's that over there?

[Draco1958]

Crap, what's that over there?

A bunch of people, running around bare.

what are they doing, do my eyes deceive?

[bean]

what are they doing, do my eyes deceive?

They are beating that guy with a shirt sleeve!

Why oh why is it so fucking cold?

[Msterbeau]

Am I doomed to freeze and have my life on hold?

Now what I want is in the garage.

[unchaste]

And to get there, you'll have to pass the barrage.

There once was a man from Nantucket :devil

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Who ended up kicking the bland bucket.

Now I must go eat some warm porridge.

[Marblez]

A treat I would never encourage.

Freaks, all freaks, the lot of em.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Who screach and squeal at those who take Opiem!

As the Rats dance under the light of the Stars.

[Draco1958]

Who screach and squeal at those who take Opiem!

As the Rats dance under the light of the Stars.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

They are all drunk from closing the bars.

The costumes at CC are neither here nor there

[Homicidalheathen]

And some dance around in their underwear

I wonder what is under the stairs..... :erm

[phee]

An army of female gothic bears?

After the club we got an orange...

[Msterbeau]

It's color was blue, which seemed terribly foreign.

Alien babies with hats on top.

[phee]

They all say momma breast feed me don't stop

Then Msterbeau put down his chewing gum.

[Msterbeau]

And also his beer, then picked up some rum.

What's with all this drinking silliness?

[Confess]

What's with all this drinking silliness?

Golly gee willikers, is this beer real Guiness?

Bread in a bottle por favor.

[Rev.Reverence]

What's with all this drinking silliness?

Golly gee willikers, is this beer real Guiness?

Bread in a bottle por favor.

All I have is Scotch, for sure...

For I know twas I whom did imbibe all the rum...

[Msterbeau]

Which then made you factually dumb.

I'd like to say that's not for me...

[Confess]

I'd like to say that's not for me...

But through careful consideration it's true I see.

I wonder why the sky is blue...

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

I wonder why the sky is blue...

Because if it turns yellow, I don't know what we will do

They dance a merry jig, at the sound of my voice...

[Confess]

They dance a merry jig, at the sound of my voice...

On occasion Swirling and twirling, acting as if they had a choice,

Knowing they don't because your voice alone is a seduction...

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Knowing they don't because your voice alone is a seduction...

but someone's always trying to postpone production.

What should we do, but bash in their heads...

[phee]

Knowing they don't because your voice alone is a seduction...

but someone's always trying to postpone production.

What should we do, but bash in their heads...

Maybe turn all of them over to feds.

Wait this is a much better plan...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

almost as good as green eggs and ham