What One Word Makes You Crack Up?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you have a word or phrase that you almost piss yourself over anytime you hear it? Tell us. Some of us need a good laugh.

[phee]

"Drop dead and rot!!!" Ok hasn't been funny for a while, but... it was funny for a long time.

[Brenda Starrr]

My daughter's term for penis: ding ding.

[LuluVox]

Dirtbag.

[Shade Everdark]

"Love at first sight"

[Head Wreck]

cynical sid

BOOBIES

i'm childish

[SomeDanGuy]

Trouser snake.

[The_Dark]

Bob

[JaneDead]

bob - hehehe. bob is a funny one for me to hear myself say actually.

[Brenda Starrr]

I know that this is quite immature of me, but I laugh at "penis".

[Ginevra]

It's not really a word, but in the scene of Monty Python's Holy Grail, where the monks/priests are walking along and they're chanting a song of some sort and then they BONK their heads with their books. Does it to me every time. At one point, after I'd first seen it, my friends used to call me at work and say "BONK" and then hang up, giggling.

So, I guess BONK is sort of a word.

[Brenda Starrr]

OMG! That's one of my most favorite scenes! I bust out laughing EVERY time!

[Jarodaka]

Sphincter.

[Brenda Starrr]

:woot:

[SomeDanGuy]

hehehe. You said sphincter.

[Hermine]

wanger

You know, given the responses here, I think that Hollywood may have greatly underestimated the comedic potential of the male sexual apparatus.

[Dubh Aingeal]

Quite a few years ago me and a ex were watching a show on discovery channel (or history channel don't remember which) about mummies. There were doing and autopsy on a mummy. The mummy was all folded up and tied into place. The people who had done the mummification used cloth to fill in the holes (ie mouth, ears, butt, etc...). Well the one removed from the butt looked like a butt plug. We were extremely slap happy at the time we were watching the show and I commented on it looking like a mummified butt plug. Ever since then and to this day all I have to do is say mummified butt plug and she busts out in laughter.

Yeah i know longer than most peoples but I figured the details of the mummified butt plug would make it funnier to you...

[Jarodaka]

...the comedic potential of the male sexual apparatus.

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One can never have enough dick and fart jokes.

[JaneDead]

ah another one. my friend used to call people penis wrinkle. that was always funny coming from her.

[Brenda Starrr]

Phallus. It sounds like a missing Greek God.

[Nienna]

heh.. mine is penis too... though I accidentally called a woman a "fish bag" instead of a "douchebag" (driving anger insults) and I crack up about it still...

[Black Sunday]

baldy.

because bald people are always funny looking and worth laughing at. :grin:

[Darque Knight]

heinous

Every time I hear it I could just hear Beavis and Butthead.

" Uh... she said heinous.Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh"

"Yeah. Heinous. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh!"

[Jarodaka]

s'more words:

Rectum. (which must always be followed up with) Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!

Entertain us. huh huh, I said, 'anus.'

Happiness. Can't have happiness without penis, which is why it's called happiness. *sigh*

[Brenda Starrr]

:woot: