FREE STUFF!!!!!!!!

[Blackmail]

who wants to give me free stuff?

[JaneDead]

i don't!!

[Brenda Starrr]

What do you think this is? Christmas?

Oops, I said it again.

[Fierce Critter]

I wish I was in a position to give you free stuff - really, I honestly do.

'Cause that would mean I'd be in a position where I wasn't needy myself! Hell, I'd give all sorts of crap away in that case!

[Crazed Vampyress]

When i used to work at Taco Bell i used to get lots of drunk people in the middle of the night ask me "what will you give me for free?" i would smile and say "id be happy to give you free napkins and if you're really nice ill give you some taco sauce too"

I work at Tubby's now, so i guess the answer would be somethign like "well tell you what, you pay for your sub and i'll cook it for you, absolutely free!"

[Mzdeadlyspell]

well I can clean my room and find some stuff you might want?? tee hee

[JaneDead]

you want my husband? you can have him.

[slingerlandstyx]

When i used to work at Taco Bell i used to get lots of drunk people in the middle of the night ask me "what will you give me for free?" i would smile and say "id be happy to give you free napkins and if you're really nice ill give you some taco sauce too"

I work at Tubby's now, so i guess the answer would be somethign like "well tell you what, you pay for your sub and i'll cook it for you, absolutely free!"

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I don't know if the other ones did it, but the Taco Bell in Berkley used to have 'Smiles' on the menu. They were free too!

[mallochai]

I have a vacuuming carpet cleaner you can have, it'll only cost you about thirty bucks to ship. :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

I'd like to offer biting sarcasm. You can't have my Louis Vuitton handbag.

[BlackHound]

I can give you my last blind date number.

[JaneDead]

you want my husband? you can have him.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

my offer expired. you can't have him now. i want to keep him.

sorry if this has caused any problems.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll give you free beer and pizza if you come to Baltimore and help us move.

[saechalyn]

I will give you a stuffed ducky!

Everyone should have a ducky.

[Reaper]

I am about ready to give away this gas dryer I had bought and found out I couldn't use because of the lack of a gas hookup in the apt. I am going to buy an electric one when I get my taxes back. Hell I have been thinking of buying a brand new set for that.

[DarkChylde]

You can have this old esham cd thats been chilling in the back of my old closet for years, just to warn ya, its all scratched ta hell.

[Hellion]

:devil I have a used bowling ball and bag.

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Try Free Cycleyou can get free stuff there..

-CatsEye

[soothsayer]

I have some dental floss you can have.

[JaneDead]

I have some dental floss you can have.

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oh i will take that. can't ever have enough dental floss.

[soothsayer]

oh i will take that. can't ever have enough dental floss.   

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It's minty green flavor me thinks. Will that be ok?