F**K Turtles!!!

[phee]

You know, Dermochelys, Chelus, Carettochelys, Elseya, Galianemys, Glyptemys, Hamadachelys, Pelusios, Podocnemis... In other words... FUCKING SHELLED BASTARDS!!!!

I was at CC last night, and a very educated gentleman, in the midst of his take on facist Europe in the early 1900's... brought this up and had an astounding impression!

Think about it:

1.) They are cold blooded...

2.) Some can live longer then humans...

3.) They come with natural armor...

4.) The have secret training camps in Italy for the purpose of training an army for wold domination, involving tanks, explosives and laser cannons...

While these creatures live.... no one is safe, think about your kids for gods sake!

[Msterbeau]

You didn't take your nap again did you?

[phee]

No goddamnit.... the turtles kept me awake!!!

[Rayne]

I think the turtles are planning world domination myself *shrug* but who isn't?

[Mikielikesit]

I'm thinking soup would be the answer..........

[Wounds Within]

and then they put on ninja outfits and name themselves after famous artists.

[pharoh]

Phee you forgot to take your meds again, cmere....and don't mind the green dancing faerie behind me

[Fierce Critter]

I was there. The guy made an impression on me, too.

I'm scared.

[Fierce Critter]

OMG!!! A turtle has swallowed this poor human-spawn WHOLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

[Fierce Critter]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this one is about to eat this poor puppy's HEAD!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Homicidalheathen]

Turtles are one of my totems. They are actually seen as a very strong creature by native americans. They are our start of evolution from mamal to animal.......they come out of the swap and evolve into us. Now I know that is not accurate as far as the actual evolutionary chain goes.....but it is what the natives believed.

Turtles fu*king rule. I might get a turtle tat.

[phee]

OMG!!! A turtle has swallowed this poor human-spawn WHOLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

....Ha

[wheresmypiggy]

Heros in a half shell...

[JaneDead]

No goddamnit.... the turtles kept me awake!!!

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how weird... i had a dream last night that i was swimming and that turtles kept biting my hands. and i kept waking up and going back to sleep all night.

i click on this thread and this is the first post i see.

the turtles kept me awake last night too!!

i also had a bunch of socks, but only one of each. and i was losing them in the water and i kept trying to get them all and get out of the water before the turtles bit me again. all the while wondering why i thought it was cool to only have one sock of each kind i had. knee socks, of course. in all different patterns. then i realized it really sucked to only have one sock of each kind and thought what a rip off. i paid 7 bucks and i only got 1 sock! ( i recently ordered some knee socks online for 7 bucks so i know where that part of the dream came from but i don't understand the biting turtles....)

[Fierce Critter]

i know where that part of the dream came from but i don't understand the biting turtles....)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You have angered the Turtle Gods, and they shall have their vengence upon your socks.

Repent & make offerings, or you shall SUFFER!!!

[JaneDead]

ah yes. it was the biting turtles. they are the ones that ate the other sock, and left me with only one of each. so for everyone who wonders when doing laundry "where did that other sock go?" wonder no longer.... the biting turtles ate them.

in order to get to this water i had to climb up doors, and go through small little holes in the "ceiling", and climb other other things that i don't know what they were? not stairs though at all. it was really complicated and weird. then i get outside finally and the water is gross and disgusting. then i find this clean clear water (like water i have never actually seen in person before, only on tv) and get in only to find these damn biting turtles. and by biting, i mean they had my whole hand in their mouth.

seriously, what the hell is that all about?? i have never had a turtle dream before.

i guess you are right i angered the turtle gods somehow...

[paradox]

[Fierce Critter]

in order to get to this water i had to climb up doors, and go through small little holes in the "ceiling", and climb other other things that i don't know what they were? not stairs though at all. it was really complicated and weird. then i get outside finally and the water is gross and disgusting. then i find this clean clear water (like water i have never actually seen in person before, only on tv) and get in only to find these damn biting turtles. and by biting, i mean they had my whole hand in their mouth.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The path of the Turtle is a difficult one. Persevere and succeed and you shall reap rewards fit for immortals.