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Very Wrong Xmas Songs


Hellion

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:devil After hearing xmas music so much that it really starts to annoy you, I just think it's funny to vulgarize a few just for shits and giggles.

Deck the halls with cannabis

Fa la la la la la la

Tis the season to get bombed

fa la la la la la la

Twas the night before doomsday

When all through the house

Everyone felt shity

Even the mouse

The stockings were hung

full of shnappes and beer

as we hoped that St. Prick

would soon be there.

Jingle balls jingle your balls

jingle em all the way

all what fun is to say

you will feel better by the end of the day.

Frosty got snowballed....

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Wreck the malls this Christmas season

Blow your cash for no good reason

charge your charge card to the limit

your checkbook now has nothing in it

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Heee heee heee! I love you crazy ass dark souled fucks this time of year. Your so good for the holiday blues.

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Deck the halls with parts of Charlie

fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to kill Harley

fa la la la la la la la la

Now we don our combat apparal

fa la la la la la la la la

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Wreck the malls this Christmas season

Blow your cash for no good reason

charge your charge card to the limit

your checkbook now has nothing in it

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Ain't that the truth!

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