Working 1st Shift is Hell!

[Shade Everdark]

Every year, the operators where I work must train for a couple of nights on each of the other two shifts, in order to familiarize ourselves with the processes unique to each shift in case of an emergency. Needless to say, I'm working the day shift today and tomorrow, and omgholycrapthissuxx0rz. I couldn't sleep, since I'm geared toward sleeping right now, and I feel like I've been put through the wringer on one of those early 20th century washing machines. My eyes are bulging out of my head and it's hard to focus on anything.

Please tell me 3:00 pm is not far off so I can drive home through the snow and die.

[Brenda Starrr]

You have 3.5 hours to go.

[JaneDead]

yeah really it is not that far off! hang in there!

[Msterbeau]

Your day is doomed. Your eyelids will come crashing down like an avalanche... The white fluff of doom will swallow you whole and you will cease to exist.

Now for the bad news....

[Homicidalheathen]

Havn't you ever heard of coPHEE?

[JaneDead]

Havn't you ever heard of coPHEE?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

yeah it goes great with phee pie and whipped cream!

[DarkVampire]

Daylight hours suck. I'm glad I'm on third and don't have to get off of it.