Cryonics

[ManicQueen]

A few ago I seen a commercial on tv with some guy promoting his Cryonics company. Now, since I've always been interested in this type of thing, I decided to visit their website Alcor

After spending a couple of hours browsing the site, I signed up for more info. Today I recieved my package in the mail. It's pretty interestng stuff, if you're interested in this type of thing.

I could never afford to do anything like this but if I had money you can bet you ass I would be a member.

Just thought it was kinda interesting. Makes for some good reading anyway. =)

[Homicidalheathen]

I don't want to live forever, be brought back to life on this miserable planet.....and don't understand anyone spending so much money on it in the first place.

Die damn you! Evil, greedy......ego maniac bastards!

I just got up.

[ManicQueen]

I don't want to live forever, be brought back to life on this miserable planet.....and don't understand anyone spending so much money on it in the first place.

Die damn you!  Evil, greedy......ego maniac bastards! 

I just got up.

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lmao

Go back to bed, grumpy.

[Scary Guy]

Heh, you die owing people and they revive you so you can pay it off.

But yeah, eternal life is my goal. I'll either live forever or die trying

[Daevion]

Sounds like a total scam......but for those that are interested in prolonging thier life for real should send me 25,000$ ( no checks, only cash in a suitcase placed in a pre-arranged location, or paypal ) and my gang of psycho...errr psychic magicians will perform the rite of life extension. Here's the catch since nothing is gotten for free.....in order for this highly complex ritual to work, someone close to you must be sacrificed. ( i.e. mother, father, fiance', etc ). The usual life extension ends up being about 40 years, in rare cases you get 50. Also, this doesn't fix any illnesses or ailments, meaning if you have a tumor before the ritual you'll still have it after. ( the illness removal rite is extra ).

For those that have thier heart set on getting frozen, our magiicians will put your ass on ice for the low low price of $1999.

Please call 1-800-Live-4evr

Keep in mind that the number of years extended depends on the closeness of the loved one.....i.e. Joe Blow 2nd cousin thats hooked on crack that you barely know will only get you an extra year or two as opposed to your mother or sister who will get you the 40-50yrs extra.

[ManicQueen]

Too funny!

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh god If I could seriously take out an ad that said that Davion.......I bet it would get on the news. Seriously. My sides hurt. I am glad I got up and went on here.

[Steven]

...immortality, yet we dont even know how to live a fulfilled life with the one we allready have. Sounds like an eternal doom to me....