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Im sure most of y'all noticed this character's posts and the fact that its just a dummy account, I just realized that its gotten a bit too out of hand so now its time to reveal of who's behind the puppet, the person really is.......

Me....The only reason I did this was because lately I felt I really need some giggles (which of course I was dying laughing from the few responses I seen from others). Yes, I've had alot of time on my hands at the moment and I didnt want to feel depressed anymore, incase if I've offended some I apoligize, specailly from the private messages some of y'all may received from the "dummy account". I just hope ya all know that this is all nuthing but a harmless joke. Im tired as fuck, Think im going to lay in my coffin for a bit.

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:laughing :blink

That was a knee slapper indeed.

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The master of golden showers shows himself at last! Heh.

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does this mean we aren't gonna have an MC battle? damn, I was looking forward to it.

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well played

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Mostly I'm just glad you outed yourself so soon. The joke didn't have enough time to get incredibly tired and lame.

You freakin' goofball you....

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Mostly I'm just glad you outed yourself so soon.  The joke didn't have enough time to get incredibly tired and lame. 

You freakin' goofball you....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hehe yeah, last night at cc davion kinda figured me out so I had no choice but to confess sooner than I thought.

Lol gotta admit, it was funny while it lasted :tongue:

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:devil You fuckin Shmuck

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I soo knew it was you!ROTFLMAO.gif

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does this mean we aren't gonna have an MC battle?  damn, I was looking forward to it.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was gonna have him challenge ya but apparently the mod's wouldnt let the dummy account posts go through without there approval now. Lol it wouldve been some funny shit though :laughing

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GOOD GAME SIR GOOD GAME............... :doh

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you know we could still have a rap battle. think about it, you could say:

I am dark chylde

I like my taco bell sauce mild

I like my bathroom floors tiled

as a matter of fact I gotta go there now because that's where my rhymes are filed

I am friends with Crank, people think he's cool

Blackmail your rhymes are weak, and you are just a tool

you are bald like mr. clean and you should clean my pool

and then bow down to me because I rule!

But then I would come back with some funky skills like:

DarkChylde you are whack at an unreasonable ratio

you suck so hard I thought you were performing felatio

accept your fate, your weak style is offending me

are you drunk? Is Ted Kennedy who you pretend to be?

master p was lame, you really need to stop that

your posts sucked so hard that I thought you were a shop vac

so try all you want - you can not top that

I think I'll eat at top hat, vomit, and then make you mop that

and you would be all like:

blackmail is making fun of someone elses hair?

this coming from a guy who has nothing growing up there

speaking of oral, I heard when you perform the job

you look exactly like the topside of a cotton swab

I bet you even chew it, like it was corn from the cob

speaking of weak? remember this poem about the blob?

and then I'd be illin on ya with this style:

I knew you would say that, in fact I am a psychic

you will re-read the blob and this time you will like it

master p and darkchylde, which is the lamer out of you two?

I'll flush you down the toilet because you both look like doo doo

unlike you, I don't need a fake name protectin me

you are like a uterus, and I'll perform a hysterectomy

by the way, did you hear about my pet rat boris?

just because I love a rat does not mean I have a clitoris

see....wouldn't that have been fun?

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you know we could still have a rap battle.  think about it, you could say:

I am dark chylde

I like my taco bell sauce mild

I like my bathroom floors tiled

as a matter of fact I gotta go there now because that's where my rhymes are filed

I am friends with Crank, people think he's cool

Blackmail your rhymes are weak, and you are just a tool

you are bald like mr. clean and you should clean my pool

and then bow down to me because I rule!

But then I would come back with some funky skills like:

DarkChylde you are whack at an unreasonable ratio

you suck so hard I thought you were performing felatio

accept your fate, your weak style is offending me

are you drunk?  Is Ted Kennedy who you pretend to be?

master p was lame, you really need to stop that

your posts sucked so hard that I thought you were a shop vac

so try all you want - you can not top that

I think I'll eat at top hat, vomit, and then make you mop that

and you would be all like:

blackmail is making fun of someone elses hair?

this coming from a guy who has nothing growing up there

speaking of oral, I heard when you perform the job

you look exactly like the topside of a cotton swab

I bet you even chew it, like it was corn from the cob

speaking of weak? remember this poem about the blob?

and then I'd be illin on ya with this style:

I knew you would say that, in fact I am a psychic

you will re-read the blob and this time you will like it

master p and darkchylde, which is the lamer out of you two?

I'll flush you down the toilet because you both look like doo doo

unlike you,  I don't need a fake name protectin me

you are like a uterus,  and I'll perform a hysterectomy

by the way, did you hear about my pet rat boris?

just because I love a rat does not mean I have a clitoris

see....wouldn't that have been fun?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

wha, huh who??

Whoa I mustve been sleep-posting again lol :nut

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