~funny quotes of dgn~

[Homicidalheathen]

Funny.

I already am toxic waste, and I don't think I'm near death yet.

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From the Organ donation Thread.

[Rayne]

When I am drinkingkinginging, I tend to put suffixeses on the endses of thingiesesies.

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[Brenda Starrr]

Pee without fear? heheeh. 

I chose the lack of heat/air also.  It's really ridiculous.

Perhaps the owner thinks if someone does die there it'll be that much more goth. 

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Replying to "Things We Hate About City Club"

[JaneDead]

My mail man is hot, I am going to jump on him in the bushes one day.

I think he gets those firm round buns walking to mail boxes all day.

He smiles at me allot but is probably just normal....I don't know.  Most of my freinds are depressed goths and I am not used to people smiling unless they are having a psychotic attack or something.

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[Reaper]

:devil Well When he goes to the clink He will be meeting more than just the Hamburgler, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

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In response to the Ronald MacDonald robbery at Wendys.

[Msterbeau]

Our members have made a total of 173,418 posts

We have 666 registered members

The newest member is TreadSoftly

Most users ever online was 43 on Nov 28 2005, 01:04 PM

Perfect!! No more new members please.

[torn asunder]

Handbrakes.  Donuts.

Oh... and it's not snow.  It's the white fluff of doom.

in the "fuck snow" thread... :laughing

[JaneDead]

where has DD been? 

Anyone know?

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He's fallen on hard times.

So he can't come back until someone changes his screename to FittyCentDave

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[Brenda Starrr]

Beat me to it.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I always thought of Cleopatra as the K-Tel of goffdom

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[JaneDead]

If I ever have twin girls...

Melony and Shmelony

Twin Boys:

Dewon and Deotherwon

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[bean]

Can you imagine? His entire body probably fit into her hoonanner. She probably held him hostage in her birth canal.

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[Blackmail]

Every one of my posts

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I nominate all of Blackmail's posts because they are all funny. If you don't think he is funny then perhpas it is because you don't know funny.

[Homicidalheathen]

I also prefer heterosexual girls (the bi-thing weirds me out - sorry), monogamous girls, nice girls and girls with all their own teeth.   

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I couldn't resist.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah....

Blackmail really IS funny as Hell. If there was an award for funny, he'd get it.

[Rayne]

And ... um.  Crayfish.  They rock... or... um.. sit on rocks.  or something.

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*giggle*

[Rayne]

From the "Did Jesus Exist" thread:

I think it is most probable that Jesus did exist.

Luke, John, Acts, and 1 Corinthians were first hand accounts.  They name check king Herod and Pontius Pilate.  Luke was a noted historian for christs sake (oops - sorry for the pun). 

Julius Meuller is an expert on mythology who says that it takes at least two generations for a myth to develop.  the story of jesus was widely accepted by many right after his death and within two decades had transformed the world.....all while contemporaries of Jesus were alive.....the new testament can't be proven myth like say 2nd and 3rd century apocryphal documents.

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Okay,

Now ... for the two replies TO HIMSELF, in which he quoted HIMSELF:

Dude, you're a fucking asshole.  All you do is spend 8 hours a day split between the "I hate my life" thread and the mens room barfing up your breakfast (aka screwdriver) from that morning.    So shut the hell up with this psuedo-fratboy-intellectual jesus shit.  I havn't seen anything this pretentious since I watched PBS back in 1989.

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blow me. I'm writing to the mods to have you banned.  bitch.

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... I'm still laughing ....

Edited January 12, 2006 by Rayne

[Homicidalheathen]

i like being a man.  no mood swoings (almost) and larger hands to play with chestages

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:woot:

[Blackmail]

phee already put this one in here, but it may be the funniest post I've ever read on DGN so it bares repeating:

Phee I am glad that you got this time away to take pause and reflect.  DGN is a serious lifetime commitment and at times it can get overwhelming.  Believe me I know.  I once killed myself because someone posted something bad about me but then I realized they were talking about Richard Simmons, so I came back to life.  I got fired from my last 16 jobs for being on DGN all day, they thought it was a message board!!!  Can you believe that?

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Edited January 16, 2006 by Blackmail

[Rayne]

Owls are legal in the UK to own.....I want a set of owls dammit....they shall be....MY HOOTERS! lol

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[Onyx]

I just am STUPENDOUSLY miffed at parking attendants who act like they're running the velvet rope line at Studio Fucking Fifty Four.

:laughing

with the exception of "Exile: North Carolina", I've been attending that dump for around 15 years

Exile: North Carolina <---- Priceless (reminds me of how thankful I am I'm not back in the south)

Edited January 21, 2006 by Onyx

[Homicidalheathen]

From the horny blue balls thread.

16 days.  I think my vagina died.

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(Hey if they died that easy mine would have petrified a long time ago.)

[JaneDead]

You won't likely see me at CC or any of the other cluibs really.  I'm just very busy is all. If I do make it to a club I will probably be wearing a peach prom dress, or a lime one and if this EBay bid goes well, I'll have a fuschia (let me say that again, FUSCHIA) one to add to the collection.  I also wear them when I go sing karaoke.  I'm not so much a karaoke "singer" as I am a "karaoke performance artist". 

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[saechalyn]

Nah, I still think it's because of fuckheads.  That and I just like using the word, "fuckhead".  Two of my favorite pastimes combined into something I loathe.  :laughing

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:laughing :laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

See, all I noticed the first time I looked at that was the sex magic links up top.

I completely missed the part about multiple orgasms down below.

Figures.

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Ha! He said he missed the part about orgasms down below....its a thread about being clueless on a womans gspot.