~funny quotes of dgn~

[Dollardave]

BS9 coming out of the closet

Black Sunday

I was walking to the local burrito stand and I noticed a man, not just any man, but a really really hot man.

BS9 coming out of the closet

[mallochai]

BS9 coming out of the closet

Black Sunday

BS9 coming out of the closet

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wait wait wait... was he looking in the mirror again? :confused *tehehehe*

[JaneDead]

sex is like pizza...

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you mean... when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty damn good? 

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[Fierce Critter]

I'd get a 20 inch dick enlargement.

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well you'd better wish for a woman with a vagina enlargment too cuz i don't know many girls who would want to be with a dick almighty.

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :woot:

[Jarodaka]

well I talk to my friend Rob in World of Warcraft when he's in the other room but damn it if I'm going to get myself killed to go afk and tell him something Lol..

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[kellygrrrrrl]

I once read in a men's room stall

"I cum blood"

**Shudder shudder*

:doh

[phee]

I once read in a men's room stall

"I cum blood"

**Shudder shudder*

:doh

That is a song title of the band Cannibal Corpse... FYI

[kellygrrrrrl]

That is a song title of the band Cannibal Corpse... FYI

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YEAH! I never put 2+2!

Although it was not officially a "DGN" quote,.....I do find this "Quote" funny" .........and very disturbing.....

[phee]

That one is almost as bad as their song title "Fucked With A Knife" or "Necropedaphile"

[Medea]

That one is almost as bad as their song title "Fucked With A Knife" or "Necropedaphile"

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Oh... so he only rapes children's corpses... that's an interesting twist.

[phee]

Interesting yes...

[Jarodaka]

As I have said before...If you don't like my taste, stop licking me.

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[Jarodaka]

That one is almost as bad as their song title "Fucked With A Knife" or "Necropedaphile"

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Oh... so he only rapes children's corpses... that's an interesting twist.

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Fucked with a knife? Interesting twist of the knife? Haha.. eh, it was a stretch.

[Paper Hearts]

Saturday:

The Centerfold Lounge, somewhere around 2. Come watch me make a raging fool of myself, since I've never EVER had strange titties waggled in my face before. I should be interesting to see.

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[JaneDead]

I've considered it. -What I came up with was nope, it actually is me who is the weirdo.

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[JaneDead]

Nobody died 'cause Clinton got a blow job.

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[phee]

Paperhearts

I'm ready for another round of poisonous car lubricants and sucking...

[JaneDead]

For a brief moment there, I felt like I was at City Club.

It's dark, "Cities in Dust" is playing on the CD player, I'm drunk, and there was no toilet paper in the bathroom.

FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[torn asunder]

I find it hard to believe that Crank would have a problem with the ladies. He's sweet, funny, and adorable.

if yer a man, you have problems with ladies.... 

its like, a rule, or something.

:laughing :whistling :fear

[soothsayer]

The paradox quote above......so true.

[JaneDead]

Did you know that there is a support group for people who hate their bosses? It's called "everyone" they meet at a bar.

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[phee]

Glad I could amuze

[JaneDead]

you always do

[paradox]

that, or, ya know, take a picture of it so I can live vicariously through your chest.

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[JaneDead]

Meanwhile...

Brenda continues likcing the gravy off my bannana while Dynomite lays mortally wounded on the floor. Phee puts on Slayer.

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