~funny quotes of dgn~

[Msterbeau]

Well, dip me in sauce and call me chicken.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Fierce Critter]

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I am typing this on my mobile phone in the mens room by the way. I am into freezepoop. Ok sorry, that was pretty bad.

[JaneDead]

In a game of Duck Duck goose, if there is no goose, what do you have?

A paradox.

[Homicidalheathen]

I'm only goth when my budget allows it. Otherwise I'm one weird chick.

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Funny thing is, this probably applies to most of us on here.

[Homicidalheathen]

Me and Daevion did some gay porn once and I find it insulting you would fast forward thru one of the scenes we worked hardest on.  At least I know that's the scene I was hardest on.

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Ok that got me.

[Homicidalheathen]

Sorry my door only swings one way...and thats out....

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Hee hee hee! This was in Reference to anal sex.

[Steven]

QUOTE(Blackmail @ Jun 15 2006, 09:27 AM)

I am typing this on my mobile phone in the mens room by the way. I am into freezepoop. Ok sorry, that was pretty bad.

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yep. this one pretty much ruled.

[torn asunder]

There is never ever any drama on DGN.

Everyone is happy and loves one another. We all get along super with each other and life is grand. 

:woot: :laughing :laughing

[ManicQueen]

I'm glad I entertain you! :grin

[Hellion]

:woot: :laughing  :laughing

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Yeah rightLOL :laughing :laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

After buying a bottle of Pepto for an upset stomach I decided to read the label.  It said something along the lines of "may cause blackening of stool".  I thought to myself... I'm so goth I shit black.

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[Homicidalheathen]

I keep falling asleep to porn at night.. somethings wrong with me.

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Yup, you need medical attention pronto!!!

[JaneDead]

I am not going to sit by and let you tarnish the good name of an upstanding American, or Swede, or German, or whatever the hell he is. 

was Ohster a ladies man?

yes

was Ohster a gentleman?

yes

was Ohster a great rapper?

no

But can we really persecute him for that?

no

This week we should all celebrate the birth of Oshter.  On Ohster eve my family went to the temple and sang songs about how Oshter parted the Detroit river and let poor Detroiters walk across the border and mug lower middle class Canadians. 

Ohster taught us to love.  He almost singlehandidly stopped the Iraq war.  Now remember, it was just Oshter's birthday and terrorist Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi was killed last week.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

Ohster is the only hope for peace on earth. 

http://people.tribe.net/ohster

http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm/ID/95172

http://music.download.com/3607-5-0.html?qt...x=23&search.y=6

and of course,

http://www.myspace.com/ohster

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[ManicQueen]

Yup, you need medical attention pronto!!!

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Yeah, right? I need someone who will keep me awake! =)

[Head Wreck]

NEE, lol, HW got the holy grail reference.

I didn't know they had monty python in england

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[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Hee hee hee!  This was in Reference to anal sex.

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Yes...yes it was haha...I'm so happy...I finally made the board of infamous "funny quotes" YAY!!

[JaneDead]

You should have seen me making a fool of myself.  It's especially amusing to watch me walk around like I'm hot shit when I look like a homeless hooker.

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[Blackmail]

The bums are much less of a problem now than they were in 1993.... infact the bums are invisible in comparison... I dont see them as even being an issue.

I think you may be mistaking the poorer cityclub patrons for bums...

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[Head Wreck]

I don't want to live in a world where Paris Hilton is a musician.

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all tootrue

[torn asunder]

the old days are still here.  just not many kids hang round the old folks's homes  steven

[phee]

only you can get the closure you feel you need. it's inside you. it's not on the ground or all around. it's not, it's inside you. so find it , what ever it is, and close it.

I like Jane

[paradox]

I like Jane

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i like dick??? :blink :erm ....uh, wait! i didnt mean that! :blushing :whistling :fear

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[SpidersMoment]

Just today from Luluvux

Essential clothing?! That's an oxymoron.

made me giggle

[torn asunder]

yours faithfully

your learned collegue the great and heroic Head Wreck, Hnd, Cjd OND, champion of the HRH The Queen's empires cause.

:erm :laughing

[Rayne]

^You were already disqualified. I gave you giant, bat wings, and you fucked it up.

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I don't know, she probably has lots though. Women have lots of shoes. And in Brenda's case, her heels are the symbol of truth and justice that will strike fear into the hearts of evil-doers.

Nothing scarrier than some invisible woman with a closet full of stillettos, that isn't afraid to use them.

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:laughing ... it's good to have PH back.