~funny quotes of dgn~

[CixWicked]

How do I call you these days?... the last number I got from you isn't working....

Thanks

[the eternal]

In response to the thread--

Do You Think that mentally handicapped people should be sterilized

DGN probably wouldn't exist.

[JaneDead]

this whole thread:

http://www.detroitgothic.net/t21319.html

is pretty damn funny. if you haven't read it, read it now.

[Destroit]

"Those combine three things I love - Beautiful ladies, photography and bare metal objects." - Msterbeau

[hunhee]

This right here, from our very own Chernobyl... holy shit! funny!

[Destroit]

This right here, from our very own Chernobyl... holy shit! funny!

And informative! Who knew that funny could be educational ?

[phee]

Well I sure wanted to meet you but you took off before I got there, you naughty nuclear city!

[JaneDead]

bean water said:

the e and I may make an appearance

the eternal said:

E and I? What are we, a lost episode of the Electric Company??

Sure we'll be there.

I will be showing up due to a generous donation by the Chubb Group and the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.

Bean's appearance is sponsored by the letters F and U.

[MissKitty]

lol.

[JaneDead]

LEFT WING

RIGHT WING

IT'S ALL THE SAME FUCKING BIRD!

[JaneDead]

reply to "favorite foods" thread:

Cheese--all of them, especially sharp, bitey ones and delicate nutty ones. (I like my cheese like I like my people, I guess.)

[Guest greyhalo]

I was wondering if this thread was still floating around here somewhere. I just laughed out loud at one of Paperhearts' old gothic poems in the "Your Creations" section.

[Guest greyhalo]

Paperhearts in Phee's Terrible Gothic Poetry thread--

I like cheeseburgers

and hot dogs

and fried chicken.

And lots of ranch dressing.

Marilyn Manson is actually pretty fucking good.

Which is why I shop for black clothing at the mall.

[MissKitty]

That's wonderful.

[JaneDead]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, pinch my cheeks, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Msterbeau]

[MissKitty]

I lol'd.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

OMG... that's fucking hilarious...

[Rev.Reverence]

<-----REV

(we ACTUALLY prefer it )

[peelingchrome]

I am looking at technical sites for things like "how does this part keep my engine from blowing up in my face?"

[~Tszura~]

You know it's a party when somebody looses their pants.....

[phee]

Spook:

Because trust me, if you need spook for a while, it will be not safe for work.

[MissKitty]

...& at least we don't have to LOOK at McCain for 4 years straight...

hell yeah. or listen to palin!

[Rev.Reverence]

5235 POSTS? That's not THAT many...

[TheGimp]

there once was a man from mantucket.....