~funny quotes of dgn~

[Paper Hearts]

"yeah but when it comes time to tap it, don't you prefer a better looking guy to a funny ugly man?" --BlackMail

I am still laughing.

[Homicidalheathen]

i'm not an alcoholic, I'm a liquor enthusiast.

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From the self denial thread

[Reaper]

Actually, that's how I get most of my women: a bow and arrow.

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I found that a tranq gun works well too.

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[JaneDead]

I've been using this stuff since Brenda started the topic. I love it. I wear it almost everyday and it hasn't let me down so far and that says a lot since I work outdoors and I sweat like a whore in church.

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[saechalyn]

welcome back troy.

may a thousand virgins greet you each day!

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now, why would you wish a bunch of gencon geeks on troy!?  :blink that's not nice!!  :doh

:laughing    :whistling

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:laughing

(edited to include previous reference - hope you don't mind, saechalyn!) :innocent

Edited August 19, 2006 by torn asunder

[slingerlandstyx]

:laughing

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Aw, man... You beat me to it!

[n0Mad]

^^^ Although it's only really funny if you include what preceeded it so we get the reference.

[saechalyn]

I'll make this short and succint, since I'm dying for nicotine.

I think toying a bit with the unmentionables can be quite sexy, but come on, flossing your butt with it?  No, not sexy at all.

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[Rayne]

I would be invisible until people died, and then I'd be like, "Yo". And then like my whole house would be sweet, y'know? -Swimmin' pool shaped like a G, basketball court, my own recordin' studio. And then I'd show you my bedroom and be like, "This is where all the magic happens.", and then I would do some magic. In the garage? -Ferrari. Bam! -Ferrari! -Bam! Ferrari. -Three of um. And a Rolls Royce chillin' up in there.

[Homicidalheathen]

A friend of mine owns a candy store and he sells this stuff called Salt Money Candy. It has the texture of leather, the flavor of dirt and old people come in the store and buy it by the pound. He tells them that nowadays we make candy that actually tastes good, but they don't believe him.

[Homicidalheathen]

The key to my heart is a good blowjob and a ham sammich

from the key to my heart quiz

[n0Mad]

aww... you trust me enough to give me measurements of your penis to make you a warmer for your penis and to not put poisonous substances on the yarn, but not enough to take pictures of your penis is said warmer?

Edited October 15, 2006 by Spook

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

QUOTE(pharoh @ Oct 13 2006, 08:41 AM)

The key to my heart is a good blowjob and a ham sammich

Story of my life...he kicked me out of his house when he found out the one I had to offer was actually turkey...

[Homicidalheathen]

Whenever I am real down, I still come read this thread and it ALWAYS cheers me up.

Your all nuts.....ya know that?

[Homicidalheathen]

The part of the article I thought was funny was that they're using these Lidar guns in Honk Kong...what...to ticket bicycles that are too close together?

In the thread about busting tailgaters.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I don't think pharoh ever saw my reply... :(

[pharoh]

I did now dammit, sorry bro lol

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I did now dammit, sorry bro lol

[BrassFusion]

Coke is wonderful and better than upskirt.

[Homicidalheathen]

That's sucky.... Most of my sneezes aren't "real"... they're a buildup of dirty thoughts... The boy gives me a curious look everytime I sneeze to see if he can figure out the difference...

From my damn sneezes thread!

xxx rated sneezes......now thats funny!

[JaneDead]

sorta...

but I connect more with my Greek side... so it would be Math, Sculpture, Critical Thinking, Philosophy and Anal sex...

[ManicQueen]

Pharoh

Shut up, I'm smelling you.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Pharoh

I like that...I'm stealing it...

[Homicidalheathen]

Everyone at times does like attention or a cuddle, so I can relate t....and that was fuckin gross... i don't think my room mate knows i'm home.. I just saw him walk out of the bathroom with no pants on... FUCK... erm..

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where was i? oh yeah.. a lit cigarette so i can burn my eyeballs now...

Ok anyway.. um.. oh yeah!

Burnt eyeballs lol

[Homicidalheathen]

I think Sylvia brown is awesome (though not enough for me to lift a finger to save her life... if she couldnt see that coming).

"how is my [random family member] doing"? sylvia " well they are [insert random good answer] and miss you a lot" (ignoring the fact that lots of people hate their parents or families and eventually there has to be at least one "dead spirit" that is happy to be away from their evil family or molesting parent.

Reality check.... come on... If sylvia clown was "for real" it stands to reason that a few of those parents/people would hear that their kids/family members were rotten shits/evil bastards and are suffering in hell.

And this is the best part from ZhukovCodeslinger:

"how is my [random family member] doing"? sylvia " well they are burning slowly with a pineapple shoved up their ass daily and and miss you a lot... only because they wish they could trade places with you so that you would suffer while they were out having sex with teenagers, doing drugs, and robbing people."

God I think I just pee'd myself!!!