~funny quotes of dgn~

[JaneDead]

Slept with ghost

"heh the OC was cancelled because people found better drama on dgn"

[Joey Deadcat]

Bye bye for now

[Brenda Starrr]

That WAS funny.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Slept with ghost

"heh the OC was cancelled because people found better drama on dgn"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[JaneDead]

so I think that sometimes you have to polish a turd that is naturally there until it becomes a nice brown diamond.

[JaneDead]

I had fun grabbing her big ole titties. Unfortunately she has a 2 year old also and I'm tired of being a motherfucker.

[BrassFusion]

Does that make the democrats like the rebel alliance, bush like the emporer, and Obama like Han Solo?

(I guess that would make Cheneys daughter's some kind of Princess Lea or something)

Phrom the phingers of Phee.

[torn asunder]

taken from the "this is really creepy" thread in the creations forum! (and taken a bit out of context, but that's why it's funny!!)

Always with the forcing of the willies on me!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

taken from the "this is really creepy" thread in the creations forum! (and taken a bit out of context, but that's why it's funny!!)

[Slept with ghost]

Slept with ghost

"heh the OC was cancelled because people found better drama on dgn"

Im flattered

[Marblez]

I like that...I'm stealing it...

Umm, I don't think you are his type....but then, you never know lol

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I like that...I'm stealing it...

Umm, I don't think you are his type....but then, you never know lol

Oooooooo, I'm his type wither he likes it or not!! He's my sexy little bitch!!

Btw, I meant I'm stealing "Shut up, I'm smelling you"

Edited March 22, 2007 by deadburgerking

[JaneDead]

actually cervical cancer is pretty common... so i would say that the vaccines danger is miniscule...

similar to the chances of being killed by wild tigers in michigan... in the winter... in a walmart bathroom... with Scott Baio standing there waiting his turn for the urinal (everyone knows Scott Baio waits for no man)

[JaneDead]

Why do we need a party for it, why not just follow the damned thing? It's just a name for a group of people that think the same way (examples: Democrats, Republicans, Christians, and Idiots).

[JaneDead]

Symptoms are: abnormal lazyness, lots of peeing, drinking lots of water, stinky breath, hiccups, seizures

Holy crap, that's me!

[JaneDead]

So yes, the smell is bad. I opened the silver foil outside, and it was still wrapped in 2 layers of paper. Just smelling it through that was reminiscent of butthole. (I KNOW I'm not the only person who knows what BUTTHOLE smells like, so don't EVEN.)

[Homicidalheathen]

Damn someone beat me to it.

Edited April 6, 2007 by Homicidalheathen

[BrassFusion]

She's right, otherwise everyone would be suing everyone el.... wait.

[JaneDead]

I just need to be more slutty.

I have always slighltly admired those Courtney Love Esque loud chicks with voices like sandpaper whose typical idea of dating is a one night stand. The kind of chick that has sex with a ciggarette hanging out of her mouth and a glazed over look in her eye like she has seen it all before.

The problem with that is those girls usually have a vagina dirtier than the toilet seats at City Club.

so...I guess I will modify. Be slightly more easy and possibly folow thru with my other fantasy of having sex in the back of a cab during rush hour.

[JaneDead]

taken from the "I Am Going To Reincarnate As A Man In My Next Life." thread:

I am going to reincarnate the pizza I just ate and cracker's into..

[Medea]

La La La I can't hear you! and I'm cirtanly NOT thinking about you doing it at the same time... together... in a kiddy pool filled with green jello with a giant stuffed moose head.

[Der Nister]

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go try the new prime rib sub from Quiznos.

I hear it's got double the meat and apparently that's the kind of thing "a girl like me" needs.

[bean]

Has anyone ever said the words to you..... "You have issues" .... I always found that statement to be redundant in my life at this time.... OF COURSE I HAVE ISSUES.... I HAVE MORE THAN ISSUES, I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION AND I AM SENT CONTINIOUS ISSUES, I HAVE BACK ISSUES, I HAVE COLLECTORS ITEMS.... FUCK IT, I HAVE VOLUMES....

All done now

From the "I Need Therapy" thread.

Edited April 14, 2007 by bean water

[JaneDead]

Swinging, sigh, I just don't get it. I don't want another chic. I've had my fair share, thankyouverymuch. They're crazy!! And as far as having another guy? Puh-leez. When you've got steak cooking at home, you don't bring home KFC.

[BrassFusion]

Haaa... I got the gas when I had my top two wisdom teeth pulled. They turned it on, and I was just sitting there, grinning. After a minute or two the assistant asked if I was feeling alright, I said "oh, yeah, I've done this before at home." I didn't MEAN to say it, it just kind of slipped out.