~funny quotes of dgn~

[hunhee]

there once was a man from mantucket.....

This is supposed to be funny quotes from other threads.. :/

[TheGimp]

This is supposed to be funny quotes from other threads.. :/

my bad

[phee]

No cute girls here at my home ... well, none of legal age, at least.

[n0Mad]

Her tiny deformed hand on her abnormally large love bubbles is freaking me out!!!

[JaneDead]

aw i'm glad this one got pinned

[Rev.Reverence]

aw i'm glad this one got pinned

[Homicidalheathen]

Quote Reaper from the cow thread...

Maybe I am destined to be a cow in my next life and give all the womens in life some of my wholesome milkin.

[MissKitty]

who the hell is Sisters of Mercy?

Are you serious?

Of course I'm not serious. I've been listening to them ever since they started playing 2 years ago. I saw them open for Poppy Z- Brite. I have both of their albums.

lol

lol. I was amused by this.

[hunhee]

You were born with a coathanger in your head

Bwahahhahah this is so great!!!!!

aw i'm glad this one got pinned

Me too, I have been wanting it to be pinned for a long time..

[phee]

DEEEEP

*sigh*

[TitsMcGee]

I dont know if this one was posted or not but I find it amusing as hell

Don't make me pull out my "I can play half the Godspell songs on acoustic 12-string guitar - and you can't" card.

Don't make me, Steven. I'm warning you. This hasn't gotten hurtful yet. But I have my limits.

[Tryp]

Even though this wasnt posted now it hall be....and I quote...

I am like a funhouse that you can't escape.

I love it.

[Destroit]

Even though this wasnt posted now it hall be....and I quote...

I am like a funhouse that you can't escape.

I love it.

I call shenanigans! It has to be posted on DGN prior to being posted in this thread .

[TitsMcGee]

I call shenanigans! It has to be posted on DGN prior to being posted in this thread .

Shenanigans is such a fun word lol

[MissKitty]

I call shenanigans! It has to be posted on DGN prior to being posted in this thread .

This is funny on it's own.

[Destroit]

Shenanigans is such a fun word lol

"Hey, Farva, where's that one place you like to go with all the shit on the walls?"

I probably got that quote wrong, yet is still:

[MissKitty]

"Hey, Farva, where's that one place you like to go with all the shit on the walls?"

I probably got that quote wrong, yet is still:

*hands Cher a pistol...* "ooohhhhhh...."

[JaneDead]

I call shenanigans! It has to be posted on DGN prior to being posted in this thread .

i agree! cheater.

[phee]

In reference to the Middle East

so that's where they got the idea of Australia from.

[JaneDead]

As with CC this place is like a bi-polar ex with whom one still make booty calls.

[Homicidalheathen]

If I had a penis I would stick it in EVERYTHING...pool drains, vacuums, men, prostitutes, male prostitutes, asses, fences, holes in trees, exhaust pipes, rubber tubing, empty toilet paper and paper towel rolls, my CD-ROM drive, a freshly baked pie, bongs/steamrollers, everything else, you name it, I'd probably end up sticking my weiner in it.

[phee]

my entire family was massacred by a german leprachaun,

[TitsMcGee]

Wait...whats falling off here? My hair grows back...they make fake hands...but I would like to keep a few special parts. The cold can take my limbs as far as I care...I can a handsome disabled man that they use purely for breeding purposes.

[Der Nister]

Never mind, due to the extreme weather, I found myself to be fully retarded that day .....

[Destroit]

Man...the worst I have done is shaving my chest hair for a girl...it may not sound bad to you but try going after the Amazon rainforest with a plastic butter knife