~funny quotes of dgn~

[TitsMcGee]

I have a crush on this one crackhead that I met while selling heroin on Military Street in Delray. I don't know if he likes me back, though. He's coming with me to City Club this Saturday, where he will hopefully try to drug me with GHB and take advantage of me. I know the chocolate cheerio will be violated time after time... and I can't wait.

[Homicidalheathen]

About a butt song....

..this does NOT make me a hippy...I just really like ass...

[Reaper]

I'm a member of PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals :D

Seriously though they're insane. My friend Todd told me they want to rename all the fish to sea kittens because then they think people will stop eating them. http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

Sorry, I'm an equal opportunity omnivore, I'd eat cat and dog. Hell I'd even eat human. I'd really like to eat some PETA humans, maybe on pita bread.

I just had to laugh.

[StormKnight (1)]

(Seriously, WTF? Did you guys send out the ovarian bat signal this morning?)

Sorry eternal. That had me cracking up. Now I have the images of dozens of ovaries swinging on the fallopian tubes/round ligaments with little bat-capes on to fight against feeling good. Thanks>

[phee]

Where are our stunt doubles??? We're going back to bed!

[jynxxxedangel]

This is not Head Wreak

its his mam hacking in from Wales - that will teach him to leave his password on my machine - I usually would not use it but I have to say:-

[TitsMcGee]

AARRRR!! if they be usin' inflatable boats, why not just harpoon the little bilge rats!? 'tis hard ta be piratin' & plunderin' when yer ship's deflatin' around ye!!

[TitsMcGee]

If I say I am a terrorist, does that mean that somebody from the government will start listening to me? Even if it is just by warrantless tap, that would be cool. j/k

[Angel of Death]

as far as other things... he's not a toy, but he is the most amusing thing to play with (get your damn mind out the damn gutter) my cat, Ryuu.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

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[~Tszura~]

I am sorry if I get quiet around here btw... No internet access at home so I don't get to use the computer often but I still tell all my friends about DGN, and how they should join or die...

LOL

[Angel of Death]

lolz heh I gotz quoted... I iz special!!!

[taysteewonderbunny]

pRick in "Who here is single" on April 19, 2009.

[TitsMcGee]

You so need all the comments to get the funny hehe

Then there was the lady from Detroit recently who was shot and the bullet was stopped by her bra. That one is still kinda boggleing my mind.

My mom saw that story on the news. Despite my having sung the praises of underwires to her for years, it's THAT STUPID STORY that has finally convinced her to buy some. As if. Victoria's Secret is the new Kevlar, y'all.

Shit if they make a kevlar wonder bra that can stop a 7.62mm armor piercing round, I'll fuckin wear one!

[prick]

pRick in "Who here is single" on April 19, 2009.

Hurray I have finally been quoted!

[TygerLili]

1. whats ur favorite color

Well, if we're talking about Ur,

as in the word for water,

as spoken by the Basque people of south western France,

I'd have to say clear.

I'm not against yellow or red, because vitamin water, well...

it has a flavor,

but I'll still go with clear

Now, on the other hand if we're talking about Ur,

as in the ancient city of Sumer

located on a former channel of the Euphrates River,

I guess I would go with blue, because water can be so pretty, don't you think

2, who was ur first love?

Now if we're talking about Ur,

as in the first known continent that probably formed 3 billion years ago in the early Archean Eon,

I'm going to go with either with the continents Nena or Atlantica

Two badass, sexy bitches of continents that it hooked up with a billion years ago to form the supercontinent Rodinia.

3. who was the first person u had sex with?

I'm going to say an umlaut. I think it was really hot when it hooked up in the word nu metal, but that's just me.

4. how many pircing or tattos do u have?

no pircings or tattos, nor would I know one if I saw one,

but I do have a bag full of potattos in my kitchen,

or is that potato?

Potatto, potato, tomatto, tomato, let's call the whole thing off

5. if u could date any famouse person who wood it be,,?

I think if u could date any famouse person, it would be one of the Os in Sassoon

Sooo, good

6 iif u could date anyone from this site who wood it be?

Is there any mahogany on this site?

It's really pretty

I mean just look at it on this 19th century bed

7. who do u want to merry?

I gotta go with the Os again.

There are three to choose from, and there's always a jolly man and reindeer nearby.

8. if u could kiss one person right now from this site who wood it be? and who?

Well if mahogany isn't available, glossed cherry.

I mean, think about it, it's already put on lip gloss, it's just waiting to be kissed

I picked a Cuban cigar box so it could have a smoke after wards.

9. do u have a crush on anyone?

nope

10. have u ever had sex with more then one girl at a time?

no, but it has gotten together with an umlaut and a dieresis and it was really hot

Until the u couldn't tell the two apart.

Then there was trouble

11. if u could touch me right now wood u? any where u wanted?

I don't know where u would want to be, perhaps on the UPC symbol of some fine fine oak

It's so strong and tough, yet brimming with everything I need to inspire creativity

im bored and am sorry i want some one to talk to or to respond to my topics well here my boring quiz

I can't come there and talk, but I'd be happy to send one of my friends.

Speak and Spell's are so friendly and educational, and besides, they have

NICE BOOBIES!

[jynxxxedangel]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

How did I miss that post?!

[Homicidalheathen]

gotta keep your eyes pealed for those eternal posts...they creep up on ya when ya least expect them

usually worth reading.!

[TitsMcGee]

That was freaking great, totally made me laugh. Thank you Eternal I so needed that giggle.

[phee]

Ripley's the only one who survives.

...well, her stupid cat does, too.

[phee]

Okay... you know how the board now has a section where it shows "recently added topics"?

Well this evening because of the topic I started a little while ago DGN is listing me as the cause of death for Walter Cronkite

"Walter Cronkite dies by phee "

[n0Mad]

"Walter Cronkite dies by phee "

You killed Walter Kronkite? You bastard!

[Head Wreck]

Some dude in the marching band got "mud butt" in the middle of their practice and sprinted towards the bathrooms with his drums still on...well he made it to the doors but managed to smack his head into the metal door which, well it knocked him out and he shit his pants...

[n0Mad]

Yes quality does cost money...ever looked at two-ply and single-ply before? Wiping my ass with the good stuff costs me more but its worth it to keep my fingers from poking through.

[bean]

Gluing his penis to his face- priceless