~funny quotes of dgn~

[DarkenedCharm]

YAY! I made it in here! :woot:

[JaneDead]

I'm rather found of breasts no matter the size.. as long as they have aged properly. (like, they are of legal age and such.)

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[TomCat]

question- asked by brenda-

What fictional character gets on your nerves?

answer- by tomcat-

paris hilton.

haha!

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LOL, I'm glad to have made the list.

[TomCat]

yeah i'm a switch hitter myself... i play on both teams

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wow Dyno...LOL

[Tripp]

Well, well. More people were willing to talk about this than I thought! I also am a "sometimes" kind of girl. I like it best when I'm on the rag (lol) because I have a tipped uterus and it pushes it foreward so my craps subside. Not to mention it's a lot less messy than sex while my coochie is out of commition!

THIS IS FROM THAT ANAL SEX THREAD. LMAO

[soothsayer]

yes, my laptop is password protected though......the password is screwyouphee!

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:laughing

[Dollardave]

My favorite quote

"Stick your cock up her ass you worthless mother fucking cock sucker" - The Girl From The Exorcist LOL

D$D$

http://profiles.yahoo.com/warrenmalepics

[DarkenedCharm]

Someone missed the point of this thread methinks... :fear

[soothsayer]

Yea ~ just a little. :blink

[JaneDead]

hey my quote was taken out of context up there too

i am a switch hitter for squirt and sierra mist... nothing else.

and yes please stick to funny quotes from dgners from here on the board.

[JaneDead]

If you die, can I have your stuff?

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yes, my laptop is password protected though......the password is screwyouphee!

i will leave it in my will :grin

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[JaneDead]

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[ManicQueen]

Wow, the one thing I want from underwear is nut-support.

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*LMAO*

B~

[paradox]

I'm actually not a chick anymore

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:blink :erm :fear :devil :whistling :innocent :fear

[soothsayer]

i am a switch hitter for squirt and sierra mist... nothing else.

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:laughing

[JaneDead]

just tell me this......does one of the names rhyme with slack funday?

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[Brenda Starrr]

LMAO!

I almost peed myself when I read it the 1st time!

[JaneDead]

BTW, we aren't very intimidating, we're more like "Revenge of the Nerds meets the Cure" and very accomodaating at that. 

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[JaneDead]

I get hit on at the club, I get hit on at the mall, I get hit on at work, I get hit on everywhere....

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Yeah..I have the same problem...NOT.  I couldn't get hit on by a train if I laid in the tracks!  :doh

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[JaneDead]

I think I'm going to have dreams about Dynomite gardening.  She'll be growing Gothic Patch Kids with names like Head Wreck, The Dark, Tomcat, BrendaStarrr...

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[Marblez]

L IL B

M R ducks

S A R

ok so that is not random jumble but it is still one of those things that i have no idea why it came about, or why it is funny. i was told by some people that is what is called "redneck humor".

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Translation:

Well, I'll be

'Em are ducks

Yes, they are

Don't ask me how I know this. heh

:innocent

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oh yes yes i know the translation. just don't know why people think it is funny!

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Becaws the aicseint sounds sow gowd daimn funnay *speaks hilly-billy'ish* :laughing

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[Marblez]

I need my snorkel for that dear.

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[Nerdcore]

wish I could say somthing witty to get on this thread *sigh*

[soothsayer]

Don't worry nerdcore, your day in the sun will arrive.

[Nerdcore]

heh thanks untill then ill mope about it :blushing