DGN IFAQ

[phee]

1.) If you were the head of a Gatorade plant overseas, what brand of socks would you buy?

2.) How are you set on processed meat?

3.) Why is your dad on fire?

4.) Do you think that you would make a good antimoligist if your parents were mimes, lived in a trailor in Montana, and you had the ability to make your elbows glow a gentel yellow color?

5.) How do I make spinich pie?

6.) Did you own a Trapper Keeper while in school?

[The_Dark]

1. Champion

2. very carefully

3. Most likely cause he is in Hell

4. Yes, I do almost everything well

5.

10 sheets phyllo

1/2 c. melted butter

2 (10 oz.) pkgs. spinach, chopped and drained

1 tbsp. salt

2 eggs

2 c. cottage cheese (sm. curd)

1 c. grated Feta cheese

3 tbsp. chopped parsley

2 green onions with tops, minced

Salt and pepper

Cut phyllo sheets into halves and place 10 pieces in a buttered pan, 7 x 11 inch. Brush each sheet with melted butter. Beat eggs; add cheeses, parsley, and onion. Fold drained spinach into egg mixture. Season with salt and pepper. Spread mixture over phyllo sheets in pan and top with remaining 10 sheets of phyllo, brushing each sheet with remaining melted butter. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Cut into squares and serve hot. Serves 6.

6. They didn;t exist

[phee]

Thank you Dark....

More IFAQ

7.) Why does it smell like strange peaches in here?

8.) Why do you make sounds like a Rhino with down syndrome when I squeeze your nipples?

[saechalyn]

7. They came free with our order for 3 gallons of pancake batter.

8. Because it HURTS. Stop it Phee!!

[phee]

Thankyou Miss

More IFAQs

9.) What number is The Dark thinking of?

10.) IF you were a genie, why would you continue to shop at Walmart?

11.) Does that guys moter boat make my thighs look big?

[Saephyr]

Ahhhhhhhh the wonderfull creativity you mamalian critters have

[phee]

Thanks

[Rayne]

9. 12

10. No, because Bacon works at Wal-Mart.

11. No, but the thighs make the motor boat look big.

[phee]

Thanks...

Anybody else have IFAQs?

[Fierce Critter]

12) Where did my socks go?

[bean]

My dryer is holding them for ransom.

[Homicidalheathen]

There is a twighlight zone in the dryer. My stepson who works for GE found it and almost got sucked in.

[phee]

13.) Who would win in a fight between Steve Harvey and John Denver?

[Head Wreck]

Chuck Norris

[phee]

Chuck Norris

Correct...

[Head Wreck]

14. what are the 3 largest rodents indigenous to zimbabwae

[phee]

40 to 60 pound porcupines

Cricetomys gambianus (giant rat)

Marmot?

I think

[phee]

15.) Why is it that when I am raped by my Uncle, it always smells like sawdust and tulips?

[Fierce Critter]

15) Answer: You wouldn't have to deal with this trauma if you'd stop visiting his wooden shoe factory in Holland.

16) Would drinking absinthe while depressed make Johnny Depp like me?

[AstralCrux]

Yes, but only if you dance naked around your bed until your husband looks like Johnny Depp......

17) If you had 2 apples and Jane had 3 pears. How do you spell cheeze?

[bean]

K-R-A-F-T

18) If you dropped acid and dropped your pockets, would there be time to refill your blinker fluid while tying your socks?

[phee]

K-R-A-F-T

18)  If you dropped acid and dropped your pockets, would there be time to refill your blinker fluid while tying your socks?

Tuesday

19.) Why does daddy cry at night?

[Head Wreck]

he ran out of heamoroid cream

20). who is the official DGn window cleaner

[phee]

he ran out of heamoroid cream

20).  who is the official DGn window cleaner

Crank... Cuz he needs work

21.) Which Legend of Zelda character does HH look like the most?