Brenda's Bagel Rant

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh my Fucking God!!

Okay. I bought a french toast bagel w/cream cheese and a caramel latte from Panera today. I wanted something sweet, and these painkillers don't exactly make me want to eat. I walked into my store and greeted my coworkers, Katelyn and Melissa. So, I ate 1/4 of it and put it back in the bag and into the fridge. My back was killing me, so I wasn't exactly in the best mood. I opened the fridge and discovered that my bag w/enclosed bagel wasn't in there.

WTF?!? WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' BAGEL?

Where, indeed. Try in the garbage. My fucking bagel was thrown out. I pulled the empty bag out of the garbage and walked out into my store.

"WHO....threw.....my.....bagel....in....the....trash???"

Customers walked to the other side of the store.

Our Admin Mgr., Melissa raised her hand and said "I thought it was old!"

"Did you NOT see me walk in with my caramel latte and bag w/said bagel???"

"NO!!"

She SO owes me a french toast bagel. I'm SO pissed. That was today AND tomorrow's breakfast and lunch due to my lack of appetite.

UGH.

[paradox]

those damn bitches!!!!!!! :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate :laughing

[ManicQueen]

*gasp* OMG.. I'd drop kick her in the head. How dare that bitch throw away a bagel.. a FRENCH TOAST bagel at that.

[Ginevra]

I HATE it when people do this sort of thing to my food. Especially if I'm tight on funds and I'm bringing lunch from home and whatnot. Or they take my drink container that's clearly labeled with my name. The only food thing I've never had anyone take was Ramen.

[saechalyn]

GRRRRRRRRR.....

[paradox]

GRRRRRRRRR.....

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dont you mean "arrrr!!!!"? :pirate

[Draco1958]

When I worked at Meijer's, someone used to steal my lunch almost daily. It had my name and the date on it so everyone would know it was fresh. Someone just liked my Ham and cheese sandwich.

[Brenda Starrr]

With being on Vicoprofen, my appetite is shot. That bagel would have lasted me two days. I love those bagels. I'm still pissed off.

[Fierce Critter]

Damn, now I want one of those. I never heard of such a thing.

That sucks. I've been through that. Someone kept stealing my food from the 'fridge when I worked at AAA. I even started leaving lipstick marks all over the lips of my pop cans - AND THEY STILL TOOK THEM.

Gross.

I finally ended up putting a sign on the door that said "I hope whomever keeps stealing my food from here chokes on it."

[kellygrrrrrl]

I used to work with a 300lb+ man, who would steal my leftover's before I would come in....I even said something to him, and he still stole my lunches!

He said he had a 2 day rule,. that if it stayed in there more than 2 days, it was his to take....

So no ownder he was 300+lb's, he'd have his lunch that his wife would make him which would include a sandwich, sweets, yogurt or Jell-O, cookies, soda, etc..then he'd eat MY lunch, and later go over to Tubby's and get a 8 inch famous with EXTRA MEAT.............

[Msterbeau]

I used to work with a 300lb+ man, who would steal my leftover's before I would come in....I even said something to him, and he still stole my lunches!

He said he had a 2 day rule,. that if it stayed in there more than 2 days, it was his to take....

So no ownder he was 300+lb's, he'd have his lunch that his wife would make him which would include a sandwich, sweets, yogurt or Jell-O, cookies, soda, etc..then he'd eat MY lunch, and later go over to Tubby's and get a 8 inch famous with EXTRA MEAT.............

You should have told him you have a two finger rule. Touch your food and you chop off two fingers. :fear :laughing :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

Damn, now I want one of those. I never heard of such a thing.

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Trust me. It's almost good enough to pick out of the trash.

[Head Wreck]

heh

i would of made that guy cry kelly.

i have taken to writing styrcnine on my pop bottles at work.

that was an honest mistake brenda,, sucks, next time teve a postit note on your stuff. it avoids the obligetory managment looking for things to do out of boredom clearout (my manager looks at blank sheets of paper thoughtfully just to look busy, there is that little work for him to do but he is obligated to be there none the less. our fridge gets cleaned often)

[kellygrrrrrl]

heh

i would of made that guy cry kelly.

i have taken to writing styrcnine on my pop bottles at work.

that was an honest mistake brenda,, sucks,  next time teve a postit note on your stuff.  it avoids the obligetory managment looking for things to do out of boredom clearout (my manager looks at blank sheets of paper thoughtfully just to look busy, there is that little work for him to do but he is obligated to be there none the less.  our fridge gets cleaned often)

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I used to work down the strip from "Barb's Pasties" (Remember Barb's Pasties?) anyway, they made the best Lasagne EVER, and it was gigantic.....I could divide it into 4 servings and eat it throughout the week. Well I got it, ate ONE serving, and the next day it was GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF IT!!! OOhhh I was pissed. That day I Yelled at him....Cause that's all I could do, he was my manager......I was never a very vengful person....Kind of meak and passive....

So the only thing I did do was ask him to ask me if he could have something, and most likely he would ask....one time I said "No, I'm going to eat it....and then I left it there to grow mold...all the while he kept asking to eat it....the one thing he hated was to see food go to waste....THAT was my revenge.... :devil

[Head Wreck]

barbs pasties?

that place across the ocean right?

[slingerlandstyx]

OMG... PLEASE tell me you've heard of Neurotically yours... (Foamy the Squirrel, illwillpress.com)

They used to have a cartoon up about Foamy trying to wake Germaine up (his owner) at about 4 AM to take him to get a bagel w/ cream cheese. Every time he made an attempt to wake her, she would always say "Gimme 5 more minutes", making Foamy angry and funny antics ensued. It was thusly entitled "five more minutes". I have it on DVD.

[Brenda Starrr]

heh

that was an honest mistake brenda,, sucks,  next time teve a postit note on your stuff.  it avoids the obligetory managment looking for things to do out of boredom clearout (my manager looks at blank sheets of paper thoughtfully just to look busy, there is that little work for him to do but he is obligated to be there none the less.  our fridge gets cleaned often)

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Chris....

She SAW me come in with the bag. As a matter of fact, I now recall that she asked what kind of bagel I got that time. I only get the french toast bagel or the aciago cheese one. Was it a brain fart or what? I may never know.

[Blackmail]

tell me more about this "french toast bagel"......

[Head Wreck]

it was tasty.

i snuk it out of the dumpster outside brendas office last night.

sugary goodness kills the germs.

had to fight a tramp for it brenda, he... erm... well theres going to be a smell in a day or two

[Brenda Starrr]

Did you get bagel justice?

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*sigh*

tell me more about this "french toast bagel"......

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It's amazingly delicious and I want one right now....

it was tasty.

i snuk it out of the dumpster outside brendas office last night.

sugary goodness kills the germs.

had to fight a tramp for it brenda, he... erm...  well theres going to be a smell in a day or two

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You flew awful far just to piss me off.