A closed letter

[phee]

[LuluVox]

Oh Phee. Best literal humor joke ever.

[phee]

Not a joke.... it is closed!!!! *cries*

[saechalyn]

Joke? I thought this was a new picture game.

[LuluVox]

OK, best usage of literal humor, then. Let's not call it a j**e.

[phee]

*phee goes into a pheetal position and quietly sobs*

[Rayne]

Here Phee ...

This may help.

:grin :innocent

[LuluVox]

looks like a weapon to me!

[phee]

Another open letter:

[Rayne]

looks like a weapon to me!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*whispers* It's a letter opener. *giggle*

[LuluVox]

I know, silly! But it's sharp, isn't it? Bam, weapon!

[Rayne]

I know, silly! But it's sharp, isn't it? Bam, weapon!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hmm ... I've never actually seen a letter opener ... I dunno if they are sharp ... I would imagine they aren't ... hmm ... dude, I am so gonna go find one now somewhere and find out.

[LuluVox]

I have an old one that was my grandmother's; it isn't necessarily sharp, but it could definitely wound if used...passionately enough.

[saechalyn]

I have one on my desk at work, it is not sharp. If you stabbed someone with it it would hurt though.

[Fierce Critter]

If it's closed, shouldn't this thread be locked?

[Blackmail]

If you guys thought Phee's joke was funny, you'll find this one three times as amusing:

[Rayne]

Heh ... well, hmm ... maybe they are sharp ...

[LuluVox]

Heh ... well, hmm ... maybe they are sharp ...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hehehe. Get the Band-Aids, honey.

[Rayne]

Hehehe. Get the Band-Aids, honey.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Got 'em. :grin

[phee]

NOT A JOKE *Cries more*

[saechalyn]

I don't think it's funny at all, Phee.

[phee]

I like paper...

[LuluVox]

Letter-opener-inflicted wounds aren't funny.

OK wait yes they kinda are.

[Rayne]

How about a samich?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey Ben ... where's my samich? Oh wait, no, I want waffles. Where's my waffles?

[Rayne]

*cries* ... no waffles for Missie? :tear