Fun things to do in a Super Store

[Vater Araignee]

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Make an arrangement with two kiwies and a banana. watch the old ladies faces.

[AstralCrux]

HA HA I've done 3 out of 5.

[Vater Araignee]

eat your fill and go sit in the rest room for a few hours don't flush. When you leave say "There is nothing you can do about it, I left the merchandise in the toilet."

Fake blood knife handle glued to the for head say "Excuse me but I have a head ache where is the aspirin?"

dump lemonade in the middle of an isle start yelling "BAD DOG" and kicking the air. [side note] hope a P.E.T.A. member says something about it and eat them [/side note]

[ManicQueen]

I've done the walk off with someone's shopping cart. I do it all the time.. it's great fun.

[Wounds Within]

I've done the walk off with someone's shopping cart. I do it all the time.. it's great fun.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Indeed it is. I used to put extra items in their carts as well.

[Head Wreck]

if the store has clockwork egg timers me and my dad ussually set them all and make a dash for it

[Hellion]

:devil I like to get a game of paint ball in a Kroger store!!!!!!

[AstralCrux]

Man I'd hate to see DGN take on a mall!

[ManicQueen]

Man I'd hate to see DGN take on a mall!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ohh.. we should go "malling" :laughing

[AstralCrux]

I wanna go!

[Ginevra]

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

One retail store that I worked at, this happend to a lady three times in one hour. Talk about pissed.

It happened to me once as well near to the end of my shopping trip. My trip took me almost 3 hours to get my groceries because someone decided they wanted my cart more than I did.

[soothsayer]

It happened to me once as well near to the end of my shopping trip.  My trip took me almost 3 hours to get my groceries because someone decided they wanted my cart more than I did.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Your food selection looked so invinting Ginevra, I couldn't help myself.

[Slept with ghost]

set all of the alarms to the highest volume to go off at the same time (this of course only works if they are on display)

TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hide and seek

grab a ball and bounce it all over the store

play what ever video games they have out and shout foul language at the game

[GreggZero]

It's alway fun to throw nerf footballs into the housewares department

[Vater Araignee]

Test out fishing rods by seeing what you can catch from other isles.

[Hellion]

:devil An old classic,make sure all the power buttons on the stereo's are turned off,then turn the volume controls all the way up,then wait for an unsuspecting victim to turn one of them on and watch the reaction.LOL :devil