I'd Like to Start a List...

[Crazed Vampyress]

A friend of mine just went thru a Mcdonalds drive thru and I was here at home talking to him on his cell. He said something totally hilarious to the drive thru (to be included in the following list) and it reminded me of things ive done to fast food restaurants, specifically in the drive thru and of things i've seen as an employee of a fast food joint.

So I am starting a list of funny expeirences, comments and ideas of

How to Make Fast Food Fun Again!!!!

1) Instead of ordering your combo "supersized" or "kingsized" order it like this:

"I would like a number eleven fat-people sized with a Coke."

2) When leaving the dining room after eating in, do not return the tray to the top of the trash can. Take the tray with you. Take it home, wash it and keep it in a safe place. When you have collected 3-5 trays (or more depending on weather conditions) take the trays with you the next time you visit that restaurants drive-thru and return the trays at the window. (I did this one)

*****For more advanced players, you may attept to return trays to the wrong store*****

3) On prom night go thru a drive-thru with several of your cutest closest friends. You should all be in your birthday suits. (happened where i worked at tacobell)

[soothsayer]

Have I got stories -- I'm coming back to this thread. :laughing

[Marblez]

My favorites when I worked the BK drive thru:

"I'll take 3 napkins, 2 ketchups, 5 salts and a glass of water."

Then there is always the people who order a Big Mac at BK or a Whopper at McD.

[n0Mad]

I like ordering with a Romanian accent, chatting at the pay window with a Brooklyn accent, and talking at the pickup window with a Cockney accent.

[Draco1958]

I went thru a McDonalds drive thru one time and ordered some sundaes. They asked if I wanted nuts on them, I replied no thanks, I have my own. You could hear the laughter thru the speaker. When I pulled up to the window, the manager had too help vecause everyone else was laughing to hard. He said the other workers wanted to know if they where roasted or fresh so I said fresh, very fresh. I had my laugh for the night.

[Lilith]

so a friend came over late one night and i was already in my nighty, a bit slinky but not too naughty, she wanted Taco Bell and wanted me to go, i had no desire to change my cloths. So i threw on my silvester (the cat) slippers and drove off. When we got to the window, i had placed silvester between my leggs hicked up the nighty a bit and asked the guy if he wanted to kiss my kitty in exchange for "his" double stuffed buritio, he grinned, then i picked up silvester gave him (silvester) a kiss, grabbed my burito and drove off.

One of the places used to have "FREE SMILES" on the menu ( i think it was Mc d's) so we used pull up order a free smile, when they asked if that was it we said yep, then they would ignore us..... so we would pull to the window and wait and wait and wait and wait usually we would get a line of cars behind us, when they finally opened the window and asked if they could help us we would ask what was taking so long for that free smile.

[Crazed Vampyress]

HAHAHA!!!

These are GREAT! Thanks so much!

:grin Who else has stories....? :grin

[torn asunder]

umm, i went thru mcd's drive thru once, and when they asked if i'd like to try a value meal today, i said, "no thanks, i'm just looking!" :blink :whistling

[Wounds Within]

We used to drive our car in reverse in the drive thru during the late hours when I was in high school. That as always great.

[soothsayer]

We use to visit friends that worked the drive thru and either spray them with silly string or get a friend of ours to order for us using his Bobcat Goldway (sp?) voice.

[Crazed Vampyress]

a friend just shared this with me:

He and another guy used to work at a taco bell. one night while one of the managers they used towork with was there they went up when there were no cars in the drive thru at like 1am and got out of the car and began to do a stripshow for the cashiers and employees (who didnt know who they were!) a cop came thru the drivethru moments later to find the boys there in their undergarments and the manager had to tell the cop "its okay, we know them!" to keep them from getting taken in!

[Crazed Vampyress]

Sort of coincidentally, this happened just after City Club.  My friend Kevin and I went to a McDonalds to order some burgers.  We pulled up the drive-thru, ordered, but nobody on the other end said anything.  We asked if anyone was there and they responded with "... just... just hold on a sec!  I'm on the toilet right now, I'll be there in a minute!"

I didn't know that you could take those headsets in there with you.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

well most headsets these days ARE wireless.... they go where you go!

[GreggZero]

while in high school a friend of mine used to hide behind a wall near the taco bell drive thru and yell out additions to peoples orders....like instead of a quesdilla he'd say "I'll have a case of diarhea".. We used to laugh out asses off. I knida wanna do that right now.