torn asunder!

[JaneDead]

A very merry unbirthday

To me

To who?

To me

Oh, you

A very merry unbirthday

To you

Who, me?

To you

Oh, me

Let's all congrulate us with another cup of tea

A very merry unbirthday to you

Now statistics prove

Prove that you've one birthday

Imagine just one birthday every year

Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays

Preciselywhy we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday

To me?

To you

A very merry unbirthday

For me?

For you

Now blow the candle out, my dear

And make your wish come true

A very merry unbirthday to you

[torn asunder]

:woot: :laughing :laughing

[phee]

Celbrate

[DarkChylde]

*Rolls up in a wheel-chair* Yaaaayyyy!!!! (shouts like a mental disorder person)

[bean]

weeeeee!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Get back to B-more so that I might spank of your ass.

[ManicQueen]

OMG, like you are sooo old. Like, I bet you have like a million gray hairz up on that head.. like OMG Happy Birthday n stuff

[JaneDead]

*wonders how many people will think this is actually a "birthday" thread instead of an unbirthday joke for ta*

[Crazed Vampyress]

I fully support any thread that in any way carries the lyrics to Unbirthday, reguardless of the reason.

[Brenda Starrr]

*wonders how many people will think this is actually a "birthday" thread instead of an unbirthday joke for ta*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh, I know. He's a little weinie because he refuses to share his b-day. Like he's old and shit.

[torn asunder]

what!?!? 22 *is* old!!! :blink

:erm :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

Perhaps you should consider ADDING about 13 or 14 years to that, sir.

[Msterbeau]

I smell an old fart!! Which is not to say I smell an old fart... but... you know.. Um.. nevermind. I'll go now.

[torn asunder]

Perhaps you should consider ADDING about 13 or 14 years to that, sir.

i'll consider it...

*ponders*

nah, i don't think so... :laughing :whistling

[torn asunder]

I smell an old fart!! 

ummm, maybe open a window or something!? :blink