My sister had a baby boy!

[sass_in_the_pants]

Christian Joseph.

March 9th

I'm not a fan of babies until they're about 24 years old and can drink scotch and smoke cigarettes and swear, but for some reason, I'm pretty fond of this little lump. He doesn't really do much, just sort of lumps around like all the other babies do, but for some reason I think THIS little lump is way cooler than all the other little lumps.

I'm working on knitting him "baby's first Harley vest". The pattern's tricky, but SO worth it. My hand-knitted Harley vest is going to kick the CRAP out of my aunt's hand-knitted giraffe sweater. Suck it, auntie Milda. SUCK IT!! My sister said that this wasn't a competition and I reminded her that is what you tell losers to make them feel better. She should save that speech for Aunt Milda's giraffe sweater.

Anyway, this is the part that I think parents will appreciate. I asked my sister's husband how he was adjusting to this big change in his life and all. He said "It's really not that different from before. I hang out with this guy, who drinks too much, pukes all over me and passes out. It's pretty much like its always been."

And that, my friends, is parenthood.

[Msterbeau]

He forgot to mention the part about pooping... :laughing

Congrats to your sis and her husband.

[bean]

cute...yay and congrats!