Answering machines

[Scary Guy]

This hasn't been covered here before I don't think.

I love "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm currently avoiding someone, leave a message and if I don't call you back, it's you.

My current one is "It leaves a message after the beep" (if you can get the reference, congrats).

[The_Dark]

"Hi, You have reached the Frost residence. We are either A. Out of the house, B. To busy to come to the phone or C. Avoiding you. At the beep you can leave a message and we will A. Get back to you when we get home, B. Call you back when we are not so busy or C. Pretend we never got the message."

[Hellion]

:devil You have reached (***) 555-5555 ,please leave a message.

[kellygrrrrrl]

You have reached the Sprint Voice mailbox of: "____Kelly____"

To leave a voicemail press one, or just wait for the tone, To send a numeric page, press 2 now.

[Mickmick]

"Hi, You have reached the Frost residence. We are either A. Out of the house, B. To busy to come to the phone or C. Avoiding you. At the beep you can leave a message and we will A. Get back to you when we get home, B. Call you back when we are not so busy or C. Pretend we never got the message."

THAT is funny!

Mine currently says "you have reached Mick and Boo, please leave a message."

It WOULD say something different if I could figure out HOW to change it!

:blushing

[Rayne]

"Hello. You've reached Melissa, I'm unable to answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

Or something to the effect of that.

... and yes, I said Melissa. My family used to get pissed off if I shortened my name. I've recently been disowned though, maybe it's time to change the voicemail.

[soothsayer]

My current one is "It leaves a message after the beep" (if you can get the reference, congrats).

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Would that be Gollum?

Some of these are very funny.

My current one says "I may or may not call you back - have a good one." =)

[Head Wreck]

on cellphone 1:

"hello this is the fridge speaking, i'm sorry but the answerphone is broken right now so it you leave a message i'll stic it up under a magnet"

Cell 2:

"hello... hello, no i cant hear you, speak louder, HELLO!, no your going to have to talk louder. still cant hear you...

..i'm sorry i'm not here right now so please leave a me3ssage"

[Msterbeau]

"Pizza Hut... how may we help you?"

[Saephyr]

I'm not here isn't that obvious? Talk!

[Mikielikesit]

My son put on the messege machine ....You've reached the Master's residence He is not in right now but i will tell him when he returns..........and he says it in an EGOR voice

[Scary Guy]

Would that be Gollum?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Buffalo Bill

However I was thinking of how funny it would be if Bill was talking to Gollum in that hole.

Oh damn I just gave it away

"LEAVE THE FUCKING MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, BITCH!"

[JaneDead]

mine is just i think a second of silence. i never leave a message or my number. on my house phone or cell phone. so it basically says something like "you have reached the voicemail box of *silence*..." and then whatever it says after that i am not even sure.

[Brenda Starrr]

"Hi, You have reached the Frost residence. We are either A. Out of the house, B. To busy to come to the phone or C. Avoiding you. At the beep you can leave a message and we will A. Get back to you when we get home, B. Call you back when we are not so busy or C. Pretend we never got the message."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That has to be the best message ever. Can I use it??

[DarkVampire]

Leave a message after the tone.

[LadyWindstone]

"Hi! Leave a message!"

I had on there "Hello?................Leave a message!" Then we were told to change it. lol.

I'm thinking of changing it though.

[SpidersMoment]

"Hi you've reached Rachel's voicemail, leave a message. Bye"

[Crazed Vampyress]

**In deep raspy male voice**

Sorry we cant get to the phone right now, everyone here is all tied up *raspy laughter* leave your message after the rope... tightens....