Describe the strangest person you know

[Mickmick]

Lets hear these, they ought to be good!

[phee]

I see him every morning in the bathroom, in the shower he touches me, just after he undresses me.... wait... I don't count do I?

[Msterbeau]

She was the first one to post in this thread... Gawd does she creep me out...

[Brenda Starrr]

Sorry. The list is too long.

[FarrIL]

Marc's kinda strange..... but nah, not strange enough.

We get this one customer every now and again who makes the clicking noise after making a comment. You know, Daffy Duck did it when he got hit by Cupid's arrow in one cartoon. He walks in long strides, kind of acts like he's the shite.....

He's weird, sorry. ^^;

But Marc? Naaahh, not weird enough.

[Msterbeau]

Marc's kinda strange..... but nah, not strange enough.

We get this one customer every now and again who makes the clicking noise after making a comment.  You know, Daffy Duck did it when he got hit by Cupid's arrow in one cartoon.  He walks in long strides, kind of acts like he's the shite.....

He's weird, sorry.  ^^;

But Marc?  Naaahh, not weird enough.

Boyfriend or not... You're getting a serious birthday spanking next time I see ya...

[Mickmick]

I see him every morning in the bathroom, in the shower he touches me, just after he undresses me.... wait... I don't count do I?

Sorry, not this time.

She was the first one to post in this thread... Gawd does she creep me out...

i just love it when they fear me! :devil

We get this one customer every now and again who makes the clicking noise after making a comment. You know, Daffy Duck did it when he got hit by Cupid's arrow in one cartoon. He walks in long strides, kind of acts like he's the shite.....

He's weird, sorry. ^^;

Sounds familiar. We have a regular customer who comes in two or three times a day. At LEAST once a month she tried to order something that is not on the menu, then freaks out at the expense of whoever happens to be waiting on her. MOST times she's very proper, has a thick southern twang to her voice, and very polite. But within a SECOND she literally turns into this raging, drooling shaking, animal.

I think that's the strangest thing I have seen lately.

[Steven]

me??? I've been told I am a walking contradiction. bothers most people way more than it bothers me though.....

[ManicQueen]

There's a paramedic who I work with once in a while. One day I was complaining about my job and how much I hate this company. He starts telling me how to make a bomb that would not only destroy the building, but also the city.

He's a very quiet guy, keeps to himself. He's always talking weird shit. He told me he wants to put a monkey penis in his ear... like through the pierced earing hole.

Just flat out strange.

[JaneDead]

i'd say my old roommate. he is not all that strange to me but i have yet to meet anyone else who does not think he is strange.

he used to like to try to ingest or smoke just about anything he thought would make him high. i won't get into all of that, but it was pretty funny. (that is not what was so strange about him) actually i don't want to say too much about him at all, if i start i won't stop. there is much to say. he is quite the character.

[DarkVampire]

When I look in the mirror? :erm

[kellygrrrrrl]

My buddy Patrick, a long time friend for years and years

is loud, obnoxious, trouble, and says some of the funniest shit I've ever heard...

for example: last nite, he was saying how he met a girl....his exact words were as follows:

"OMG this is girl is so fucking hot with her glasses on, I couldn't even imagine her without her glasses she is so hot when she wears them....I just wanna nut all over her lenses and her clean them off with her t-shirt...." - add wide arm movements and flailing about....

[torn asunder]

My buddy Patrick, a long time friend for years and years

is loud, obnoxious, trouble, and says some of the funniest shit I've ever heard...

for example: last nite, he was saying how he met a girl....his exact words were as follows:

"OMG this is girl is so fucking hot with her glasses on, I couldn't even imagine her without her glasses she is so hot when she wears them....I just wanna nut all over her lenses and her clean them off with her t-shirt...." - add wide arm movements and flailing about....

is he a mexican optometrist!?!? :blink :laughing :fear :whistling

[The Rod]

is he a mexican optometrist!?!?  :blink  :laughing  :fear  :whistling

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I'm not even going to ask how you knew that term... :doh :laughing

[Rayne]

I have decided I can not answer this question.

There's a few people who know why.

... To pick just one ... I can't do it.

[torn asunder]

I'm not even going to ask how you knew that term...  :doh  :laughing

:laughing

someone else posted it in another thread on here...

[Guest Megalicious]

My ex's cousin, Ryan. Ryan is a trip ... I mean ... he collects fungi. Can't drink "pepsi" in front of anyone, but had to drink it almost consently while at home .... Ryan would be runing to the bathroom for his "pepsi" fix lol .. and a bunch of other stange shit ... yah Ryan was a strange cat man.

[Head Wreck]

you will have to hear of him when i visit. i need to replicate his accent. and even then you wont belive me such a person exists

[Daevion]

I can't pick just one....cause there are too many to list.....I can narrow it down and say that most of them post on dgn...