what is scientology?

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, MY religion is based on breasts.

[saechalyn]

Well, MY religion is based on breasts.

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Can I sacrifice mine to your god?? These things are heavy!

On topic: Scientology is weird.

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I sacrifice mine to your god??  These things are heavy!

On topic: Scientology is weird.

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Sure. We'll take all "we" can get.

And yes, Scientology is weird. TOO weird.

[Head Wreck]

and mine brenda

[Brenda Starrr]

and mine brenda

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Give me your poor, your tired, your saggy titties.....

[JaneDead]

Give me your poor, your tired, your saggy titties.....

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amen sista amen. can i get some support and an amen?

[Brenda Starrr]

amen sista amen. can i get some support and an amen?

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Here's a Ms. Playtex and an AMEN!

Scientology has nothing on me!

[Head Wreck]

no

gimmie lots of nice young firm titties.

i think i can say all the men agree this is the true meaning of life.

on reading into scientology....

anyone stupid enough to take this seriously deserves all thier money taken off them, i have joked about making my own religeon before on some claim that super-inteligent mongooses controll the earth. this is exactly the same

what happned to my rant, the folks at the bar just shrugged and figured i should not drink any more absinthe that week

[Brenda Starrr]

what happned to my rant, the folks at the bar just shrugged and figured i should not drink any more absinthe that week

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I'll have what you had. To me, Scientology is a CULT. They'd have to get me awfully drunk to get me to join that crap.

[JaneDead]

no

gimmie lots of nice young firm titties.

i think i can say all the men agree this is the true meaning of life.

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and i think you can get all women to agree that you must dream on. they don't stay firm and young forever.

[torn asunder]

and i think you can get all women to agree that you must dream on. they don't stay firm and young forever.

that's why you replace them every few years with younger ones!!! :woot: :laughing

:fear

*runs away*

[JaneDead]

daaaaammmmnnnn *snap*

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

here is some scientology stuff from wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having on average 178 billion people. The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth.  Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions.  Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s.  the paralysed people were unloaded and stacked around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were lowered into the volcanoes, and all were detonated simultaneously. Only a few people's physical bodies survived. Hubbard described the scene in his abortive film script, Revolt in the Stars:

The now-disembodied victims' souls, which Hubbard called thetans, were blown into the air by the blast.  The hundreds of billions of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days.

Each cluster of thetans gathered into one of the few remaining bodies that survived the explosion. These became what are known as body thetans, which are said to be still clinging to and adversely affecting everyone except those Scientologists who have performed the necessary steps to remove them.

OT III also deals with Incident I, set four quadrillion years ago (roughly 300,000 times longer than current scientific consensus holds the age of the universe to be).

Hubbard uses the existence of body thetans to explain many of the physical and mental ailments of humanity which, he says, prevent people from achieving their highest spiritual levels. OT III tells the student to remove the body thetans by bringing them to awareness of themselves as individual beings: "One has to clean them off by running incident II and Incident I." The student is directed to find a cluster of body thetans, address it "telepathically" as a cluster and take first the cluster then each individual member of the cluster through Incident II, then Incident I if needed. Hubbard warns that this is a painstaking procedure, and OT levels IV to VII continue the long process of dealing with one's body thetans.

and here is a link to the southpark episode based on scientology and Xenu

http://www.thesuperficial.com/ (about halfway down the page)

[Onyx]

The sad thing is, it's not even *good* science fiction.

[Msterbeau]

Well, MY religion is based on breasts.

Threadjacker. Despite that...I'd like to join please. :whistling