Introducing Rap Snacks

[Onyx]

No, Kissyfur. I'm not even remotely evil.

*runs like Hell*

Shit. He's going to beat me now.

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Hah! Kissyfur? KISSYFUR?

:grin

[Msterbeau]

Hah!  Kissyfur?  KISSYFUR?

:grin

That's what I said. I laughed all day yesterday about it.

I best watch out though. I live close enough to Shade that he could walk over and rearrange my lawn ornanments.. :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

That's what I said.  I laughed all day yesterday about it. 

I best watch out though.  I live close enough to Shade that he could walk over and rearrange my lawn ornanments..  :fear

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You have lawn ornaments.

Dork.

[Msterbeau]

You have lawn ornaments.

Dork.

Yeah. Since I live near downtown Ferndale, people decorate my lawn with stuff all the time on bar nights. I had a lovely faux diamond studded high-heel for a while... :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah.  Since I live near downtown Ferndale, people decorate my lawn with stuff all the time on bar nights.  I had a lovely faux diamond studded high-heel for a while...  :whistling

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Maybe you should keep your shoes IN the closet. You drunk.

[Msterbeau]

Maybe you should keep your shoes IN the closet. You drunk.

When you come to Detroit. And Shade is beating you... Yeah... I'll be the one holding you down and handing him the paddle.

[Brenda Starrr]

When you come to Detroit.  And Shade is beating you...  Yeah... I'll be the one holding you down and handing him the paddle.

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I'm shaking in my stilettos. I mean, you say it like it's a bad thing.

[Msterbeau]

I'm shaking in my stilettos. I mean, you say it like it's a bad thing.

Have you ever seen him hit? I will be wearing pads and a helmet.

[Brenda Starrr]

Have you ever seen him hit?  I will be wearing pads and a helmet.

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Oh! I thought you meant "hit it." I was getting all excited.

[Morbid Side]

I did not think this would make it to the second page.

[JaneDead]

well if we keep posting we can make it to 5 pages. i will make it a mission.

[Morbid Side]

well if we keep posting we can make it to 5 pages. i will make it a mission.

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Mission underway.

[Msterbeau]

er

[livininxtcgoth]

omg i know my friend carl and i saw these @ a convinience stor like 2 years ago and laughed our asses off... they say things like "stay in school" and "gangs are bad" on em i was just like dear god