Welcome to THE ROD

[Mikielikesit]

:devil Welcome to Oblivion :devil

:fear Please check your EGO at the door along with any other foriegn objects :fear

[The Rod]

lol thanks Mikie, and I will try to remember that.

[The Rod]

Post #100...

*throws a party like only an insomniac can* :peanutbutterjellytime

k, maybe now I can sleep... :sleeping

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to know why you call yourself "The Rod" when your name isn't Rod.

*bats eyelashes naively*

[The Rod]

I guess I'm going to assume that this was a serious inquiry and answer it.

One hungover morning at my friend April's house she decided to give me a porn star name. That name ended up being Rod "money shot" Masters. Being that that's quite a mouthful *snicker snicker* it was eventually trimmed down to Rod Masters, then Rod, or The Rod. It mainly stuck cuz on a poetry site I used to get on regularly a group of my friends on there stuck with calling me that, even when I would change my name. It kinda grew on me. Well... that, and the fact that I'm a horndog with a big cock.

Yep, I went there.

[Nerdcore]

[The Rod]

I am now officially a "DetGoth"... but it's up to Brenda on when I'm no longer a newbie, I think I'm still supposed to get "initiated" :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

Since when did I become The Initiater?

[The Rod]

Since when did I become The Initiater?

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Since I pleaded and begged for you to be? :innocent