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:devil Usually I won't even bother toasting them and just chow them right from the box. I also will break off the crust and eat the middle part. :laughing Then leavt the crusts on the table for someone else to clean up :laughing not!Poptarts definately come in handy when your on the run. :laughing :grin

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Crank I'm with you, they are better untoasted. I have been eating them like crazy lately. They have all sort of crazy new flavors:

french toast

yogurt blast

cinnaman roll

cookie dough chocolate chip

chocolate sunday

....and others.

I am gonna go eat some right now. French Toast is the best in my opinion.

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Eating Pop Tarts is an art for me.

I toast it...twice.

Then I eat the sides first, shorter length than longer length, respectively.

I take the top off, the wonderful sugar coated sprinkled part, and set it aside.

I eat the stuff in the middle.

Then I eat the bottom half, then the top half (in pieces since it's the best part).

I'm ridiculously methodical with everything, even pop tarts :tongue:

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Eating Pop Tarts is an art for me.

I toast it...twice.

Then I eat the sides first, shorter length than longer length, respectively.

I take the top off, the wonderful sugar coated sprinkled part, and set it aside. 

I eat the stuff in the middle.

Then I eat the bottom half, then the top half (in pieces since it's the best part).

I'm ridiculously methodical with everything, even pop tarts  :tongue:

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:laughing :cheerful :laughing

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I lightly toast them, and dunk them till they almost disintegrate, then shove them into my mouth like they're going to escape.

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I lightly toast them, and dunk them till they almost disintegrate, then shove them into my mouth like they're going to escape.

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that's hot.

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that's hot.

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Oh yeah. Watch for the new DVD "Brenda Starrr's Poptarts Gone Wild."

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:laughing

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It's the perfect companion to my other DVD, "Brenda Starrr And The Amazing Disintegrating Oreo."

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I put them in the toaster for too long, then grab one as soon as they pop up, scream because I just burned my hand, drop it on the counter, curse its existence, and walk away to finish whatever it was I was doing. A minute later, I'm like "sweet, poptarts!" so I pull the other one out of the toaster and nibble the edges off. Then I take a bite of the middle and cuss like a sailor because I've just burned my mouth with hot filling. Now, I'm late for wherever it was I was going, so I grab the poptart from the counter and head out.

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I don't even bother with any toaster bullshit. I am much too impatient for that. I will start by nibbling at the edges, basically until I get a taste of the filling or frosting by that time, well, it's all over.

I like the smores poptarts with chocolate and marshmallow.

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Poptarts are the best! I will have to say that wildberry flavor is my favorite, but the others do just as well. I dont like them in the toaster. they are usually a grab n go meal. i eat the crust first and the filling last. always save the best for last!!!

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Cherry flavor with sprinkles non-toasted. throw away edges, and eat candy coated fruit flavored center. :grin

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Cherry flavor with sprinkles non-toasted.  throw away edges, and eat candy coated fruit flavored center. :grin

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you're right. the crust sucks anyway. i eat it cuz its there. hate to waste

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I scrape the icing off first and eat it then eat the rest. I like to eat the middle and sometimes don't eat the crust.

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I put them in my mouth and chew.. followed by swallowing

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I put them in my mouth and chew.. followed by swallowing

my, but how original of you!! :woot:

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:tongue: :whistling

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yes well... it works... why fuck with it?

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I eat the s'mores. I too eat them untoasted and take the crust off.

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