Places worth farting at

[Hellion]

:devil Best places, The Library,A court room,Supermarket, etc.etc. :laughing

[Scary Guy]

Movie theater...

True story, when I was 12 or so I went with my best friend and his family to see Fried Green Tomatoes. Well we're watching it and there was a sad part, where the entire theater was quiet and everyone was kinda sad. My best friend lets out this amazingly loud fart that the entire theater hears and then everyone in the theater starts cracking up, except for the old couple directly behind us.

[Brenda Starrr]

Movie theater...

True story, when I was 12 or so I went with my best friend and his family to see Fried Green Tomatoes. 

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YOU saw Fried Green Tomatoes???

[Draco1958]

I was at a SciFi/Fantasy con in Minneapolis one year. Full costume plus full face mask. Silent but deadly did I slip and watch all the elevator riders flip. When the door opened, the elevator emptied with shouts of don't go in it warnings....it was really bad. Really really bad. But funnier than hell.

Only time better was at the Renaissance festival when in the open air I was turning people green up to 20 ft away. Gotta love a gentle breeze.

[Mickmick]

church, on those wooden pews to get the best reverb! :devil

[kellygrrrrrl]

Elevators, on a bus, at a concert.....

on your little brother's face.....while the other brother holds him down....

I have 4 younger brothers that I had to torment...it was kill or be killed in the sibling circle.....

[honeymustard02]

Elevators, on a bus, at a concert.....

on your little brother's face.....while the other brother holds him down....

I have 4 younger brothers that I had to torment...it was kill or be killed in the sibling circle.....

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LMAO GO SISTER!!!! :woot:

[Hellion]

Movie theater...

True story, when I was 12 or so I went with my best friend and his family to see Fried Green Tomatoes.  Well we're watching it and there was a sad part, where the entire theater was quiet and everyone was kinda sad.  My best friend lets out this amazingly loud fart that the entire theater hears and then everyone in the theater starts cracking up, except for the old couple directly behind us.

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:laughing The back seat in a cop car :laughing

[Mickmick]

when you have a toddler, anywhere as long as they are RIGHT behind you!

:devil

[Hellion]

I was at a SciFi/Fantasy con in Minneapolis one year.  Full costume plus full face mask.  Silent but deadly did I slip and watch all the elevator riders flip.  When the door opened, the elevator emptied with shouts of don't go in it warnings....it was really bad.  Really really bad.  But funnier than hell.

Only time better was at the Renaissance festival when in the open air I was turning people green up to 20 ft away.  Gotta love a gentle breeze.

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:laughing Like George Carlin Said "farts are kinda like shit,but without the mess"LOL!!!!!

[creatureofthenyte]

POOP !

[Der Nister]

If you have them, at your in-laws house or while in the dentist's chair. Any nice resturant will work. Any formal gathering you are forced to attend against your will.

The list is endless.

[odims_sphere]

For whatever reason video stores make me fart. I dropped some serious ass once... besides being great I think it made a little kid cry, and that too was great.