Condom Slogans

[The Rod]

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

...and my fave:

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

[Hellion]

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

...and my fave:

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

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:laughing On the Ford you could also say "Built Ford Tough"LOL!

[Brenda Starrr]

LMAO

[DarkRacer]

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

...and my fave:

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

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DId you make those up or did you find them somewhere?

Need to do one for "lubrication" oil.

[The Rod]

I found them, but hell if I remember where anymore...

[Miranda]

They forgot Timex condoms.. they take a licking and keep on ticking.

[The Rod]

Florida Orange Juice: "It's not just for breakfast anymore."

Wheaties: "Breakfast of Champions"

Lifecall Emergency Response System: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Virginia Slims: "You've Come a Long Way, Baby"