Unpopularity poll!

[Fierce Critter]

So...

Who is the most ugly?

Most insincere?

Worst dressed?

Most vindictive?

Most likely to stab you in the back?

Worst dancer?

Dumbest?

Biggest liar?

Most likely to cry wolf?

Most likely to drive by an old woman with a flat tire without a 2nd glance?

Most likely to help change an old woman's flat tire - then drive off with her car?

Fattest?

Most in need of a sammich?

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not?

Most pathetic?

Neediest?

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

I'll answer the last one - Me. Just woke up in a horrendous mood, and I can't seem to shake it. Ignore the depressive idiot at the keyboard, please. Thanks, drive through. :blink :fear

[torn asunder]

as relates to all of the above questions...

that would be me... =(

:whistling

[kellygrrrrrl]

I am so unpopular. Always have been too.

I fit that bill pretty damn close!

[The_Dark]

I prolly fit some of those seeings as i never get on the othr polls.

[Steven]

I need a sammich

[Msterbeau]

I was in need of a sammich, but I ate one just before I found this thread.

[n0Mad]

Most vindictive?

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not?

Most pathetic?

Neediest?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm voting myself on all of those, but not the rest. Especially the first and last one on the short list ...

Most Vindictive: One of my favorite movies is "The Count of Monte Cristo"

Neediest: Probably why all my relationships have failed in such a short amount of time and why I have so much trouble finding new ones.

[Guest Megalicious]

Who is the most ugly?

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Yep thats me .. as much as I like to think Im somewhat "cute" I can help but look at myself in the mirror and think otherwise.

Most vindictive?

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Oh yes that is me... you have no idea.

Most likely to drive by an old woman with a flat tire without a 2nd glance?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yep me, I have a grandma complex ... all I see is the megabeast's face!

Fattest?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yep ... Im pretty fat .. and going to get fatter ..

Most in need of a sammich?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes .. because Im fat .. and the whole pregnant thing .. I always need a sammich!! =)

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

  :blink  :fear

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I wake up on the wrong side of the bed everyday.

[Fierce Critter]

Awww... People, please don't nominate yourself - or anyone else for that matter. This was just a bit of blowing off steam.

Call my Pollyanna. But I think we're all worthy of a little self-love, ya know? =)

[Guest Megalicious]

  This was just a bit of blowing off steam.

=)

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We know =) We all have our days Firece =) I hope you are feeling better .. now damnit my fat, pregnant ass NEEDS A SAMMICH!!! :laughing

[n0Mad]

now damnit my fat, pregnant ass NEEDS A SAMMICH!!!  :laughing

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah. Someone get that woman a sammich. Now dammit!

"Hey, my sammich is whole." -Crow, from MST3K's "Gunslinger"

[Brenda Starrr]

ME!!

What did I win?

[n0Mad]

Reminds me of a joke my friends came up with on job interviews.

Interviewee: "I have poor motor skills and am uncomfortable around people."

Interviewer: "You're hired."

I guess you had to be there.

[Brenda Starrr]

Reminds me of a joke my friends came up with on job interviews.

Interviewee:  "I have poor motor skills and am uncomfortable around people."

Interviewer:  "You're hired."

I guess you had to be there.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

HA!!!

[Der Nister]

I got ya'll beat in the unpopular catagory people and still - everyone knows me (or more honestly - knows of me) and even those that dislike me still talk about me and keep tabs on me.

I'm disliked yet some have a morbib fascination about me. Go figure.

[Hellion]

:whistling No Comment

[Daevion]

So...

Who is the most ugly?

Most insincere?

Worst dressed?

Most vindictive?

Most likely to stab you in the back?

Worst dancer?

Dumbest?

Biggest liar?

Most likely to cry wolf?

Most likely to drive by an old woman with a flat tire without a 2nd glance?

Most likely to help change an old woman's flat tire - then drive off with her car?

Fattest?

Most in need of a sammich?

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not?

Most pathetic?

Neediest?

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

I'll answer the last one - Me. Just woke up in a horrendous mood, and I can't seem to shake it. Ignore the depressive idiot at the keyboard, please. Thanks, drive through.    :blink  :fear

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all of the above!..everyone hates me....I win!!!

[honeymustard02]

All me. Just me. Me. ME.....ALLLLL MEEE. So stop talking about ME.

[Scary Guy]

Who is the most ugly?

Most insincere?

Worst dressed?

Most vindictive?

Most likely to stab you in the back?

Worst dancer?

Dumbest?

Biggest liar?

Most likely to cry wolf?

Most likely to drive by an old woman with a flat tire without a 2nd glance?

Most likely to help change an old woman's flat tire - then drive off with her car?

Fattest?

Most in need of a sammich?

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not?

Most pathetic?

Neediest?

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

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I can't answer any as it would violate the play nice rules of the forum.

[AstralCrux]

I can't answer any as it would violate the play nice rules of the forum.

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My thoughts exactly!

[Brenda Starrr]

So...

Worst dressed? Depends on the day.

Worst dancer? MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dumbest? Can be.

Most in need of a sammich? <~~Totally.

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not? Me.

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Oh yes. Me, for sure.

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[Head Wreck]

and here to present the winner is John Williams..

ladies and fiends of DGN, it is a great honour to come here tonight to present this award to the most dispicable wretch that has ever post whored DGN.

when i first met tonights winner, way before DGN, back on the Audiogalaxies Cramps society, also headed up by one of DGN's most well loved members, cryptic kisses who quite rightly took him for an asshole.

His career on DGN started with a bomb of posting that soon doubled the next competitors post score and became quite nutorious, it was said that when the winner posted, the thread was 9 to 1 chance of being derailed. over time this member faded into absurity, and helped head another forum untill that ones demise then came back, although a much more sombre poster, still equally as annoying and prone to random bouts of trollism. who can forget his barely contained tirade against ohster (disqualified from this comp due to being a member of the Arionidae family of animal).

ladies and gentlemen, i present

his royal hideousness

Who is the most ugly??

HEAD WRECK!

Most insincere??

phaw

Worst dressed??

who can forget that tu tu and army helmet painted hellow with a smiley face drawn on it

Most vindictive??

*ninja's John Williams, oh wait thats me...*

Most likely to stab you in the back??

hello ninja!

Worst dancer??

hell i make the rednecks in hicks line dancing bar look like travolta himself on thier bi-anual disco night

Dumbest??

i'm coming to detroit

Biggest liar??

remember when i said i had a small penis, i lied

Most likely to cry wolf??

Most likely to drive by an old woman with a flat tire without a 2nd glance??

hey everywhere i go is important!

Most likely to help change an old woman's flat tire - then drive off with her car??

if its an eunos cosmo or mitsu galant... YOINK!

Fattest??

KEBAB!

Most in need of a sammich??

and dont go stingy on the mayo in the tuna

Tells the lamest jokes/thinks they're funny and they're not??

i actually was in tears over this one today. " a man walks into a hardware superstore and asks the clerk for decking, so the clerk hit him"

Most pathetic??

will speak in welsh accent to end 24 year celabacy

Neediest??

gimmie all your lovin, all your hugs and kisses too...

Most likely to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

yep, rest of week of work just by one glance at manager who asked why i wanted a day of leave tomorow. end of teather reached today in work

[Brenda Starrr]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[Fierce Critter]

:grin

[Head Wreck]

<insicure mode> jeez, dont all try to rush in and comfort me all at once guys </insicure mode>

i think that settles it.

I WIN

i've been good of late though. but i got a rant itching to get through on the ohster scale