Haters Make Better Lovers

[Goth Brooks]

This statement brought to you by the monster in my pants.

:pirate > :fear

[DarkVampire]

I always thought they made better grudge fucks.

[Homicidalheathen]

I always thought they made better grudge fucks.

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:woot:

[kellygrrrrrl]

grudge fucks, make up sex, one last time sex, I'm on sex strike now I'm not sex is the best sex!

[Goth Brooks]

grudge fucks, make up sex, one last time sex, I'm on sex strike now I'm not sex is the best sex!

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can i borrow your dna?

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'll tell you what, I'll swab my mouth and I'll give you the Q-tip

[Goth Brooks]

I'll tell you what, I'll swab my mouth and I'll give you the Q-tip

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I guess my birthday wasn't a total waste after all.

[kellygrrrrrl]

:laughing :laughing

[n0Mad]

I'll tell you what, I'll swab my mouth and I'll give you the Q-tip

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I've decided to name my penis "Q-Tip".