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Help help I'm being repressed!

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"I'm picking out a Thermos for you! Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!"

:tongue:

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"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"

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Help help I'm being repressed!

steve martin was never in the holy grail!? :blink

"get on with it!!" :grin

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"Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child."

"I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?"

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"Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!"

Hey! You should tell this chick that you'd love her if she was the color of a babboon's ass!!!!

I'm a fricken genius!

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:whistling

Another fine day on DGN. Ya !

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:whistling

Another fine day on DGN. Ya !

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These quotes could be used in every day life! This IS relevant to this thread.

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You guys are soooooooo out of control.

I've gotten letters like that through MySpace too Soothy.. They get filed away. In the trash.

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It was a first for me - my first reaction was - what kinda b s is this?

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It was a first for me - my first reaction was - what kinda b s is this?

A girl trying to find a better place to live. Can't blame them for trying...

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Well I am a fine catch but.......I dunno about foriegn relations. :laughing

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You guys are soooooooo out of control. 

I've gotten letters like that through MySpace too Soothy..  They get filed away.  In the trash.

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You threw my desirous, lusty letter (which was handwritten in Jibberish) into the trash?????

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You threw my desirous, lusty letter (which was handwritten in Jibberish) into the trash?????

Nooooo... That one I framed and hung above my bed.

I didn't know what it said... I just knew it was from you.... :blushing

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Nooooo... That one I framed and hung above my bed. 

I didn't know what it said... I just knew it was from you....  :blushing

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I'm romantic like that.

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I'm romantic like that.

I knew that about you. :grin

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I knew that about you.  :grin

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Yeah. I'm not so good at hiding it, am I?

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I had some guy from outer Mongolia or some shit message me on meatspace once about flying him over here and blah blah blah :blink

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I had some guy from outer Mongolia or some shit  message me on meatspace once about flying him over here and blah blah blah  :blink

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Sorry about that BW but I had been kidnapped and escaped my captors. I needed help getting home. Maybe if I had included a pic of my Mongol Horde you would have sent me the ticket. It's a big horde.

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Eh, don't worry about her note. They're not even from a person, just generated spam. My friends get them all the time. So do I, as a matter of fact.

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I would not be too hasty on this... if the russian girl is hot, then there is the possibility you could sell her somewhere... I remember seeing on TV that "white women" are worth a lot.

I think there are plenty of people who work for the UN who have been doing this lately. Maybe you can email them and ask how it is done :

www.un.org

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