The threadjacking thread

[Brenda Starrr]

I have nothing to do with them. Unless they violate the rules. Then, I have something to do with them. But I'm not sure what.

[Paper Hearts]

I just...I mean I don't know, I...yeah, I realize that I am different...but I'm not really into like minute by minute masturbation updates or like people going like "yeah, I'm just about to fuck someone". But again, I'm a strange cookie.

Edited July 12, 2006 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

No. That's not strange. But you are.

[Paper Hearts]

'That' is an F-ed up word, you are right. But my point is...thaaaaaat...you know??? Just EWWWWWW!!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

I really missed you, Paul......

[Paper Hearts]

Anyway, I'm not opening up that masturbation thread again. Ever. It was my fault I did and I don't even know why I did it, but I won't be doing it again. I admit I did enjoy learning about CERTAIN people's 'habits', shall we say, but then I realized that I...and I know it's going to come as a shocker, but I AM REALLY, REALLY DUMB sometimes--because some of the other people masturbating...in that thread...and I'm not saying that when I have this problem that it's an enigma, but a lot of people in there probably make a disgusting mess that I would rather not picture, thank you.

Edited July 12, 2006 by Paper Hearts

[BillyDeath]

pix of Hedy Lamarr

[Paper Hearts]

It's like a snowman made out of Barbara Billingslys.

Edited July 12, 2006 by Paper Hearts

[BillyDeath]

[Paper Hearts]

I fixed it ^

[BillyDeath]

thank you

[phee]

Kit Kats taste like chocolate

[bean]

this lemon tastes like a banana

[phee]

It has appeal

[Der Nister]

Cheeeeeeeeeeesecake.

[phee]

With mint frosting

[BillyDeath]

pix of Hedy Lamarr

[Paper Hearts]

I am yet not interested in when anyone here is expecting some action.

[ManicQueen]

I think I seen Elvis today.

[paradox]

the mayors @$$!!!!!

[bean]

Today I bought some snazzy candleholders and hung them on my wall.

[phee]

I am working OT

[Brenda Starrr]

I just got a shock. Wayne is addicted to "Project Runway." He likes watching this show because he likes seeing what new designers are coming up with. :blink

I expected this from my daughter or myself, but Wayne????

[phee]

I just got a shock. Wayne is addicted to "Project Runway." He likes watching this show because he likes seeing what new designers are coming up with.  :blink

I expected this from my daughter or myself, but Wayne????

That would explain why he got pregnant

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, I would never expect a guy to get pregnant, either.