Friends....

[Brenda Starrr]

The difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

[Miranda]

Oh hell yeah!!

[Brenda Starrr]

The last one is the best.

[Steven]

I wanna be Brendas friend!

[Brenda Starrr]

You mean to say that you're not?

[DarkVampire]

Are there really real friends out there?

[Brenda Starrr]

I have several. The kind that always have my back, and vice-versa.

[Steven]

You mean to say that you're not?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

of course I am babe. I just like hearing you say it....

[Steven]

Are there really real friends out there?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

God yes.

and I never settle for less.

[torn asunder]

well, according to this, i have no friends, and i'm not a real friend to anyone else, either... :erm

[slingerlandstyx]

I got something like this in a chain mail once... This version seems to cater more us gothy types.

OMG I JUST CALLED MYSELF A GOTHY TYPE!!! :fear

[Hellion]

:devil that is so true Brenda,I know your one of my true friends.

[Steven]

well, according to this, i have no friends, and i'm not a real friend to anyone else, either...  :erm

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

fix it then.

[torn asunder]

fix it then.

well, i meant it more along the lines of, "i don't buy this list"... the things it says a real friend would do, i'd stop being friends with someone if they did it to/for/with me.

of course, i also don't find a lot of maturity and intelligence in others, either, which is pretty much why i have tons of "acquaintances", and very few "friends".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

no, a real friend would have tried to stop you from doing something stupid enough to go to jail for, not encourage, or even participate in it...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

well, i don't even know what to say about this one, except... :erm

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

i don't associate with people who's solution to trash talking is to "knock them the fuck out". voilnce isn't allowed in my world as a viable option, and if that's who you are, you can leave now.

these are just examples, and i apologize if i took this too seriously...

[saechalyn]

well, i meant it more along the lines of, "i don't buy this list"... the things it says a real friend would do, i'd stop being friends with someone if they did it to/for/with me.

of course, i also don't find a lot of maturity and intelligence in others, either, which is pretty much why i have tons of "acquaintances", and very few "friends".

no, a real friend would have tried to stop you from doing something stupid enough to go to jail for, not encourage, or even participate in it...

well, i don't even know what to say about this one, except...  :erm

i don't associate with people who's solution to trash talking is to "knock them the fuck out". voilnce isn't allowed in my world as a viable option, and if that's who you are, you can leave now.

these are just examples, and i apologize if i took this too seriously...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Mayhap you did, but I still had the same thoughts while reading it

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. You took it a bit too seriously.

[torn asunder]

Yeah. You took it a bit too seriously.

that's because i'm an asshole...

[Homicidalheathen]

I have real freinds. But some are a real pain in the ass. Ha! Just kidding.

[Soulrev]

Real friends pay you back on or before the day they said they would..

Fake ass friends disappear the week of and the week after they said they would pay you.

Experiencing this right now. My friend promised me to pay back the 180 bucks he owes me by last week and now I have a stupid ass seatbelt ticket due Wednesday, 2 bills due by Friday, and I need work clothes since I just started a new landscaping job last Friday, I'm still broke as I haven't gotten paid yet, and I'm gunna be fucked if my friend doesn't give me this money cuz u know how the government is- a 25 dollar seatbelt ticket will turn into a 125 dollar ticket for being late, and same with the bills.. Fuck. If I don't get this shit paid my next 2 paychecks are gunna have to cover it due to late fees. Fuck fuck. Fuck.

[Brenda Starrr]

that's because i'm an asshole...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why?

[Soulrev]

I'm FREAKING OUT man! U know someone is avoiding you when you have called their house at least 3 times a day, called their work, sent them e-mails and even sent them mail in World of Warcraft, a game they play as much as they breathe air, and STILL can't get ahold of them! I'm about to give myself an ulcer worrying about this shit. I wish I found a job sooner, should have known better, but oh well at least I've got a job after searching for 2 months :erm

[Brenda Starrr]

Congrats on the job, Brian! That's great news. What are you going to do?

And sorry that you can't reach your friend. =(

[Guest Megalicious]

i don't associate with people who's solution to trash talking is to "knock them the fuck out".

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sometimes you know it comes down to having to fight if not for pride then for your honor. I think what its trying to say is that it nice to know your real friends have you back in any situation

[DarkChylde]

that's because i'm an asshole...

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Lol ever watched "No cure for cancer" by denise?

[DarkChylde]

For me, I just like to keep the list short and simple.

Real friends are somone who is always there for you whenever they can afford the time, somone who will never take you for granted yet dont take advantage of you nor your feelings, somone who will respect you of who you got and things you own. Last but not least somone you can have a good time with.