Keeping your cool.

[slingerlandstyx]

I work delivery for Jimmy John's. The other driver on staff today (Josh) was pease-ing me off to no end, to the point where I realised that if I didn't do something to calm down, I was going to start getting road rage. So, I started singing a song that I made up, over and over and over. It worked so well that I couldn't stop laughing until I got back from my delivery run. It went like this:

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

I think it might have worked so well because first and foremost beyond being an insult, I think the word 'asshat' all by itself is just plain hilarious.

[Der Nister]

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

Josh is an asshat

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It's a hit!

[saechalyn]

asshat is quite possibly the best word ever

[slingerlandstyx]

It's a hit!

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Apparently not, as I got yelled at by my manager for "spreading rumors about co-workers" because I told a girl that I work with about why I was laughing when I walked back into the shop. So I told her, "What? Oh, that. Thats not a rumor, it's common knowledge!"

[Brenda Starrr]

:grin

[slingerlandstyx]

:grin

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OMG, it's buddy Jesus on a slogan button!

[Der Nister]

Apparently not, as I got yelled at by my manager for "spreading rumors about co-workers" because I told a girl that I work with about why I was laughing when I walked back into the shop.  So I told her, "What? Oh, that.  Thats not a rumor, it's common knowledge!"

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Stupid co-workers spreading rumors about aleged rumors. :doh

[DarkChylde]

So reminds me of the bastards I use ta work with in the past.

Like this one snotty fat bitch who was one of the managers at mickey D's, almost every day she would get on my case for not "putting a smile on" and not socalizing with barely anyone which has absolutely nothing to do with my job. Then there was one time when I came by to pick up my check before going to city club, I was all dressed up and went into the break room to check my schedule, she was sitting in there smoking a cigarette looked at me and said. "are you going to beat anyone up"? I said no just dropping on by to pick up my check and check my schedule. The she told me that I should stop wearing black and need to be more brighter, I was like "yeah well you need richard simmons". Everyone in the room started laughing and she told me that im about to be fired. "sorry miss piggy but im not on the clock so theres not jack shit you can do about it" whut I said and then left. So the days after at work I always kept thinking about having her strapped down in a dungeon type basement and keep force-feeding her gummy bears and chocolates t'ill she imploded and died since she always gets that candy from the other managers all the time and spoiling her fat fucking piggy self as her face turns bright red.

Ok, I think i've said enough now lol.

[torn asunder]

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:blink

:whistling

[Hellion]

:devil Aslong as I am not pushed to the breaking point,Stupid ass drivers in America are the one thing that will piss me off,mostly because they make driving an even more dangerous neccesity. :fear