This is News??? WTF???

[phee]

yeah... we know

[Msterbeau]

Qu'elle surprise!!!

[Dubh Aingeal]

Gee thats whats causing stres sin America? Heck I never knew that. *end sarcasim*

[saechalyn]

SHOCKING.

[phee]

Next they are going to have a story about how dying is the leading cause of death in this state

[Soulrev]

And in other news today, scientists conclude that 10 times out of 10 life leads to certain death. This information courtesy of 25 years of study and lousy news stories.

[n0Mad]

Latest survey shows 3 out of 4 makes up 75%

[Kit Kat P]

my head hurts now

[n0Mad]

37% of all statistics are made up.

[Head Wreck]

so money is scientifically proven to make you happy...

must ask my head doc to change the prescription

[Hellion]

Next they are going to say..

Health news alert,farting in a public place has been known to cause related health risks to others similar to second hand smoke.LOL!!!farts are a carcinagen.gotta love the news media.