Ghoti

[odims_sphere]

94 bottles of Schlitz on the wall,

94 bottles of Schlitz...

take one down, pass it around,

93 bottles of Schlitz on the wall.

What is Schlitz besides 7 letters long?

[BrassFusion]

I think it was America's first beer. In other words, it was probably almost undrinkable.

93 bottles of Schlitz on the wall,

93 bottles of Schlitz...

take one down, pass it around

92 bottles of Schlitz on the wall.

[Msterbeau]

DING DING DING DING DING!!!

We have a winner!!!

Kudos, Dubh.

And shame-a-lame-a-ding-dong to Phee & Odims for not thinking outside of the box on this one. :confused

Don't you mean a weiner? :erm

[n0Mad]

What is Schlitz besides 7 letters long?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I actually met Mr. Schlitz at a posh event my grandfather took me to in Wisconsin. I really wanted to say, "Hi, your beer sucks!" but instead opted for, "Please to meet you sir."

[Slept with ghost]

I actually met Mr. Schlitz at a posh event my grandfather took me too in Wisconsin.  I really wanted to say, "Hi, your beer sucks!" but instead opted for, "Please to meet you sir."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

suck up

[odims_sphere]

92 bottles of beer on the wall,

92 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

91 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

91 bottles of beer on the wall,

91 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

90 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

90 bottles of beer on the wall,

90 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

89 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

89 bottles of beer on the wall,

89 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

88 bottles of beer on the wall.

[torn asunder]

(every damn time i open this thread, i'm hoping to find something intelligent has been added - i really should stop hoping...)

:whistling

[BrassFusion]

88 bottles of beer on the wall,

88 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

87 bottles of beer on the wall.

[n0Mad]

(every damn time i open this thread, i'm hoping to find something intelligent has been added - i really should stop hoping...)

  :whistling

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

A, I, and U are not in fact vowels. They are dipthongs. (At least according to linguists.)

Also, B and P are the same letters, as are these following pairs:

D and T

V and F

G and K

Kh and H

J and Ch

Z and S

The first one is voiced whereas the second is unvoiced. By that I mean that mouth and tounge placement is identical for each letter in the pairing. The only difference is whether the resonance comes from the throat (voiced) or mouth (unvoiced).

[torn asunder]

A, I, and U are not in fact vowels.  They are dipthongs.  (At least according to linguists.)

Also, B and P are the same letters, as are these following pairs:

D and T

V and F

G and K

Kh and H

J and Ch

Z and S

The first one is voiced whereas the second is unvoiced.  By that I mean that mouth and tounge placement is identical for each letter in the pairing.  The only difference is whether the resonance comes from the throat (voiced) or mouth (unvoiced).

hey!! :doh who you callin' a dipthong!? :doh

:laughing

[Draco1958]

Who's the dip wearing a thong?

[odims_sphere]

87 bottles of beer on the wall,

87 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

86 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

86 bottles of beer on the wall,

86 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

85 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

85 bottles of beer on the wall,

85 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

84 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

84 bottles of beer on the wall,

84 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

83 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

83 bottles of beer on the wall,

83 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

82 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

82 bottles of beer on the wall,

82 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

87... oops I mean 81 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

81 bottles of beer on the wall,

81 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

80 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

80 bottles of beer on the wall,

80 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

79 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

79 bottles of beer on the wall,

79 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

78 bottles of beer on the wall.

[phee]

78 bottles of beer on the wall,

78 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

77 bottles of beer on the wall.

[odims_sphere]

77 bottles of beer on the wall,

77 bottles of beer...

take one down, pass it around,

76 bottles of beer on the wall.