Lord Cthulhu Right to the World, Teaching lessons

[phee]

Very good sir

[Gauge]

SING HIS PRAISE

it started on a saturday when i was just a lad

i was watching loony tunes with acne that was bad

then daffy started writhing just like he was possessed

choked out this tune, tore off his head and made an awful mess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

i set out in a rowboat to find the elder god

i found his pal yog-sothot who was just an ugly sod

he chewed up all my cremates my captain and my dog

then he burped, excused himself- and drank up all my grog

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

when i finally found cthulhu he was perched upon a throne

tentacles a-waken' lettin' out a ghastly moan

it seems that he had heartburn from wolfing down ed meese

i gave him pepto-bismol his burblings did decrease

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

i found that i was lucky for some did what i did

and still ended up as sushi to the giant batwinged squid

and some he blackened cajun style and others he ate raw

cthulhu shoveled thousands in the squirming wriggling maw

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

so if you go to see the god bring cattle four or five

cos if he gets enough to eat he may leave you alive

but if the squid wants seconds it really is a shame

for then you have to call upon "he with no name"

[you mean hastuur?]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

we worship julie andrews we wear long robes and pray

we watch the sound of music nearly every single day

we chant to mary poppins and boo at dick van dyke

[cause he's the only elder god we never really liked!]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu

we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess

supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I LOVE IT!

but i think you might be mistaken as i have already been appointed high priestess. . . MOVE OVER JULIE ANDREWS!

:laughing :whistling

[Gauge]

double post

Edited June 14, 2006 by Gauge

[sudokryst]

It's getting to where you can't swing a dead cat in Detroit without hitting a mad cultist. You crazy kids and your rock and roll music and your non-Euclidean geometry.

It will all end in tears.

[phee]

It's getting to where you can't swing a dead cat in Detroit without hitting a mad cultist.  You crazy kids and your rock and roll music and your non-Euclidean geometry.

It will all end in tears.

We do have strange and other worldly angles don't we?

[phee]

Todays lesson:

Then Olney saw lingering against the translucent squares of each of the little dim windows in succession a queer black outline as the caller moved inquisitively about before leaving; and he was glad his host had not answered the knocking. For there are strange objects in the great abyss, and the seeker of dreams must take care not to stir up or meet the wrong ones.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Strange High House in the Mist"

[phee]

They walk unseen and foul in lonely places where the Words have been spoken and the Rites howled through at their Seasons. The wind gibbers with Their voices, and the earth mutters with Their consciousness. They bend the forest and crush the city, yet may not forest or city behold the hand that smites. Kadath in the cold waste hath known Them, and what man knows Kadath?

H.P. Lovecraft

Quoting from the Necronomicon in "The Dunwich Horror"

[Vater Araignee]

OH FRELL!!

I just realized something that I didn't want to.

[phee]

OH FRELL!!

I just realized something that I didn't want to.

Yeah?

[Vater Araignee]

Yeah?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If I wake up then Cthulhu can not consume, there by preventing the humans from receiving the type of oblivion they so rightly deserve.

[phee]

Your not that old

[Vater Araignee]

Your not that old

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

And you're using what evidence as the basis of your theory concerning my age?

[phee]

What you told me when we met....

[Vater Araignee]

What that this body was devised in 73? What's that have to do with my age?

[torn asunder]

What that this body was devised in 73? What's that have to do with my age?

heh...

too true...

[phee]

Ia Ia

Are you trying to tell me that you are Nyrlathotep?

[Head Wreck]

any relation to buba-hotep

[torn asunder]

any relation to buba-hotep

:woot: :laughing

[Gauge]

[CandyQuackenbush]

What is todays lesson?

[Gauge]

Most interesting of all was a glancing reference to the strange jewelry vaguely associated with Innsmouth. It had evidently impressed the whole countryside more than a little, for mention was made of specimens in the museum of Miskatonic University at Arkham, and in the display room of the Newburyport Historical Society. The fragmentary descriptions of these things were bald and prosaic, but they hinted to me an undercurrent of persistent strangeness. Something about them seemed so odd and provocative that I could not put them out of my mind, and despite the relative lateness of the hour I resolved to see the local sample - said to be a large, queerly-proportioned thing evidently meant for a tiara - if it could possibly be arranged.

-the shadow over innsmouth

[phee]

Most interesting of all was a glancing reference to the strange jewelry vaguely associated with Innsmouth. It had evidently impressed the whole countryside more than a little, for mention was made of specimens in the museum of Miskatonic University at Arkham, and in the display room of the Newburyport Historical Society. The fragmentary descriptions of these things were bald and prosaic, but they hinted to me an undercurrent of persistent strangeness. Something about them seemed so odd and provocative that I could not put them out of my mind, and despite the relative lateness of the hour I resolved to see the local sample - said to be a large, queerly-proportioned thing evidently meant for a tiara - if it could possibly be arranged.

-the shadow over innsmouth

Thankyou for completing the teachings high priestess Gauge

[Gauge]

i live to serve

[Vater Araignee]

Ia Ia

Are you trying to tell me that you are Nyrlathotep?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hold on buddy!

Direct your train of thought away from my... if I where to tell you my... brains would melt... if survived and spoken... wake me up.

So just do what has to be done and insure they get what's coming to them before I awaken.

[phee]

Wow you really are a "Deep One" aren't you?