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Phee doesnt like trousers at all.

Brenda sleeps with a frying pan under the pillow incase the hubby comes home late

meg offers a hot rod funeral service at a reasonable price

Homicidalheathen likes nothing better than a cup of tea and to watch old movies played backwards

Crank uses the hall of pease as a false front to sell copies of ohsters music illegally

Rayne is really a guatemalan budhist freedom fighter who insists all his battles must be fought at the dinner table with triffle and blomonge

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Busted.

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I'm glad my secret didn't get out.

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the one about you and the pantomine horse costume? good hevens no. i wouldnt reveal a bombshell like that even to my most despised ex girlfriend

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I like pants NOT trousers... and I have never made such claims.... you are trying to distract us from the real issues

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I like pants NOT trousers... and I have never made such claims.... you are trying to distract us from the real issues

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What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here the other day, which is the way he wants it. Well... He gets it.

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What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here the other day, which is the way he wants it. Well... He gets it.

Cool hand Odims

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Or maybe we just can't handle the truth.

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Yah, and you know why I watch the old movies played backwards? Because Satan sends me his secret messages that way......and you have no idea whats in my tea... :devil

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I want whats in Homicde's tea....

I have no secrets. It's all out in the open.

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... Hmm ... that explains a lot Chris ... thanks for that insight. :happy:

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an y other truths others would like to chip in?

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an y other truths others would like to chip in?

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"I am a banana."

Oh, and "My spoon is too big."

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Crank uses the hall of pease as a false front to sell copies of ohsters music

:laughing :laughing :laughing

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Its good to know ! ! !
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The truth is out there!

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"I am a banana."

Oh, and "My spoon is too big."

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Don't forget "My anus is bleeding!"

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Don't forget "My anus is bleeding!"

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"Thursday is coming. Did you remember your rain coat?"

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The truth

The truth

The truth is on fire

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn

Burn, motherfucker. Burn

Hey! Anyone want cophee????

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