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Today I went to the festival of colors and I ended up sick to my stomach from the smell of patchoulli and the sight of perfectly good-looking women with hairy armpits. Never again. God I want to wretch.

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:devil No thankyou

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What are these people thinking? "I'm gonna make a hairy-ass statement with my fucking armpits"???????

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What are these people thinking? "I'm gonna make a hairy-ass statement with my fucking armpits"???????

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:devil Shave that shit!!

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It's like...I don't care if you want to save the world or something, that's fine with me, I don't fucking care, BUT DO NOT TRY TO USE YOUR ARMPITS TO DO IT.

I mean wtf?

It was cool when Patti Smith did it, but I mean damn...

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:devil "Peace Sells,But Who's Buying"Not me

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She is just too hawt!

Armpit%20Hair%20Big.jpg

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Dude, what I saw was worse than that.

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:devil Damn you could tie those in a knot.

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I always liked the Concert of Colors, I am sorry you were tramatized by hippie pits. Get the flame thrower! Lets singe those off!

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God, it's just hair, people. Much like the stuff on your head that you think is so attractive until one strand disengages itself and becomes the most disgusting thing in the world.

Why the fuck to people get so worked up about it... was it somehow imposed on us by natural selection, this fear of hair?

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God, it's just hair, people. Much like the stuff on your head that you think is so attractive until one strand disengages itself and becomes the most disgusting thing in the world.

Why the fuck to people get so worked up about it... was it somehow imposed on us by natural selection, this fear of hair?

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ewww.

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Evolution possibly caused this. Back in the 20's men really didn't care about how hairy a woman was. They didn't even shave their legs at that time from what I gather. Then again men looked for "healthy" looking women instead of underfed ones. The hourglass figure that was prized has pretty much been replaced with a stick.

Personally I'd rather sleep with the baldheaded chick from Star Trek: The Motion Picture than Chewbacca from the Star Wars series (from a nerd's perspective anyhow).

"And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me!" - Rand from P.C.U.

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We... haven't substantially evolved in more than 10,000 years, much less since the 20's.

I think you're confusion evolution with fashion.

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I look at it this way. If you shave the world will give you anything you want. It's when you don't that you'll run into issues.

I mean you don't live in a cave, it's 2006, shave your armpits.

I'll bet you that for all the women with hairy armpits in the world very little social progress has been accomplished as a result...and it's because the rest of us are too busy barfing to be able to lend a hand.

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I wonder if I'm sensing an implied double standard in here?

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I just don't know that shaving is sucumbing to societies standards so much......they wear the hair like its a badge of honor. Look at me! I am natural! I don't shave! So what. Taking a shit is natural. Doesn't mean you shouldn't wipe.

Shaving gets rid of hairs that hold sweat and make ya stink more duh! I think we got smarter about these things and like to smell good and look good. Don't get the whole 'I am hairy, hear me roar' hippie cry. And I do go to allot of hippie events.

The ones that really bother me are the one's that think B.O. is good because its natural, pheremones and whatnot.....and like to stink as much as possible. Oh yes, I have come across that. No deoderant.....powder, natural essence oil....daily bath......just....enough to gag a magot. :doh

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I think men that shave their armpits are a bit weird too.

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If you type in stinky hairy hippies all this stuff comes up. I feel a stereo type coming on :cool :fear

I do think men who shave it all are a bit metro sexual.....but I kinda like it. As long as it isn't always stubbly

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I think men that shave their armpits are a bit weird too.

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Kiss my ass! Ill do what I want!

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i get shaving rash.

sore shoulders back anc chest would annoy me lots. so i just was regular and use deoderant

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Kiss my ass!  Ill do what I want!

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lol. Hey guys, I'm sorry. patchoulli oil is not a good smell to me...and when I smell it while looking at some ladie's underarm muff it makes me sick.

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When I was 14 I was in a Thrash Metal band called The Plague... (yeah, I know)

The only song I can remember is:

Die Hippie Die

Die Die Die

Die Hippie Die

Die Die Die

Hippie Hippie Hippie

Take a shower

Hippie Hippie Hippie

Throw out that flower

Hippie Hippie Hippie

On the end of my boot

Hippie Hippie Hippie

I'm gonna shoot shoot shoot

:laughing

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lol. Hey guys, I'm sorry. patchoulli oil is not a good smell to me...and when I smell it while looking at some ladie's underarm muff it makes me sick.

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its probably better catchign a whif of it on her pits than smelling it on her ass.

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