HOW TO GET A HOT GIRL

[phee]

:laughing  :laughing  :laughing  :laughing

I love this board.

PH is right.

And so is Phee.

Damn Right

[The_Dark]

just walk up and say "Nice boots, wanna fuck?" 9 out of 10 are going to slap you silly... #10 is going to fuck you like it's the end of days.. then leave you before you catch your breath.

[Anathema]

umm...  :erm

steal their air conditioner!!! :woot:

:whistling

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So tell me, are you the guy that has been all over the news stealing little old ladies air conditioners?

[Anathema]

Hey, I have a great idea to get a hot girl. steal someone elses!!!

[Anathema]

Hey, I have a great idea to get a hot girl.  steal someone elses!!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok, so I was being funny there, or thought i was.

how to get a hot girl or guy:

1. pretty people want to be with other pretty people for long term relationships whether they admit it or not, it is true.

2. you have to have some charm, even if your not so great looking a bit of charm will get you far.

3. humor, need i say more. make a girl laugh and it's a good thing

4. you have to know how to talk to a girl. "like a, like i really like um like you" doesn't work so well nor do other things that make one look not so smart.

5. listening is a big factor even if you really don't care what they are saying, listening to it anyway a big bonus.

6. compliments can get you everywhere

7. dresscode is an important factor.

8. don't be afraid to make an ass of yourself

9. girls like pets, that could get you a foot in the door

10. be mr. sensitive. girls like a guy who is going to cry when Bambi gets shot.

Turn on, tune in, and turn up....more tips for getting a hot mate coming soon...

(oh, and if you want to keep her for more then just a few weeks, well...that's a bit harder)

[dr mojo]

Ok, so I was being funny there, or thought i was. 

how to get a hot girl or guy:

1. pretty people want to be with other pretty people for long term relationships whether they admit it or not, it is true.

2.  you have to have some charm, even if your not so great looking a bit of charm will get you far.

3. humor, need i say more.  make a girl laugh and it's a good thing

4. you have to know how to talk to a girl.  "like a, like i really like um like you" doesn't work so well nor do other things that make one look not so smart.

5. listening is a big factor even if you really don't care what they are saying, listening to it anyway a big bonus.

6. compliments can get you everywhere

7. dresscode is an important factor.

8. don't be afraid to make an ass of yourself

9. girls like pets, that could get you a foot in the door

10. be mr. sensitive.  girls like a guy who is going to cry when Bambi gets shot.

Turn on, tune in, and turn up....more tips for getting a hot mate coming soon...

(oh, and if you want to keep her for more then just a few weeks, well...that's a bit harder)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well then do you know this from personal experiance? oh wait, yeah. all the hot girls that come to visit, baby. you got the right idea. it works like a charm everytime for me.

[Scary Guy]

If I knew the answer to this quesiton I'd have one.

I'm still unavailable. Sorry.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah we get it, let us know when you are so the majority of men on here will shut up about it.

[phee]

Become a DJ

[Lilith]

I've heard that being done with Woman/men in general will do it...... So i guess becoming Gay may be a sure way to get hot mate?

[DJ Nocker]

It is not all about loks and money. But if you believe that then you are gonna spend the rest of your life in caring for what other people think and never live for yourself. That would be so unspiritual.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Its not ALL about looks and money, but they are huge part and anyone that argues that is lying. whoever said all you need is love was full of it.

[livininxtcgoth]

make llama hand-puppets for her at 3 am in your basement.

that's how the kanuk got me

[Homicidalheathen]

Aw, thats so wierd and yet cute at the same time. I feel all fuzzy inside. Did this really happen? It is so sweet!

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah we get it, let us know when you are so the majority of men on here will shut up about it.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LMAO. If I were available, no one would want me. :laughing

[Scary Guy]

Phee, tried that (not for that reason though) didn't work.

Brenda, you know that's not true.

[Brenda Starrr]

Phee, tried that (not for that reason though) didn't work.

Brenda, you know that's not true.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I know I'm not full of myself. At least not today.

[livininxtcgoth]

Aw, thats so wierd and yet cute at the same time.  I feel all fuzzy inside.  Did this really happen?  It is so sweet!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

totally true =) and he only gets sweeter by the day <3

[Anathema]

Become a DJ

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Become a dj at a strip bar is even better.

[Hellion]

Ok, so I was being funny there, or thought i was. 

how to get a hot girl or guy:

1. pretty people want to be with other pretty people for long term relationships whether they admit it or not, it is true.

2.  you have to have some charm, even if your not so great looking a bit of charm will get you far.

3. humor, need i say more.  make a girl laugh and it's a good thing

4. you have to know how to talk to a girl.  "like a, like i really like um like you" doesn't work so well nor do other things that make one look not so smart.

5. listening is a big factor even if you really don't care what they are saying, listening to it anyway a big bonus.

6. compliments can get you everywhere

7. dresscode is an important factor.

8. don't be afraid to make an ass of yourself

9. girls like pets, that could get you a foot in the door

10. be mr. sensitive.  girls like a guy who is going to cry when Bambi gets shot.

Turn on, tune in, and turn up....more tips for getting a hot mate coming soon...

(oh, and if you want to keep her for more then just a few weeks, well...that's a bit harder)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Be a Repetative liar,being in an out of prison helpsLOl

[phee]

Be in a relationship that it psychologically abusive and drawn out while being engaged to said person and owning property together.... become a moderator on a gothic board that siad fiance refuses to check... wait for hottest girl in the world to find you and flirt, fall in love.....

(at least that worked for me)

[Rayne]

Be in a relationship that it psychologically abusive and drawn out while being engaged to said person and owning property together.... become a moderator on a gothic board that siad fiance refuses to check... wait for hottest girl in the world to find you and flirt, fall in love.....

(at least that worked for me)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing

[phee]

:blushing  :blushing  :blushing  :blushing

     

See?

[Rayne]

See?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I do.

[AstralCrux]

Confidence.

[Vater Araignee]

gas and a lighter.

works every time.

[princesspsycho]

just be yourself and don't put on a act. us girls hate that.