HOW TO GET A HOT GIRL

[Anathema]

Why does everybody hate funny, good-looking men?

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hey, i married a good looking funny guy! we are not all haters my dear!!!

[Rayne]

hey, i married a good looking funny guy!  we are not all haters my dear!!!

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Exactly!

[JaneDead]

gas and a lighter.

works every time.

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god, that's what *I* was going to say

[Anathema]

this is definately a how to NOT get a hot girl....

"I outa slap you cross yo mouth with em ring diamonds on my fingers hoe. I'd get you straighten out and suckin on my cone, you'll be cumin back fo mo P's ice cream which all the hoes cant resist.

Fuck yo man. I know you be feindin fo some jungle feva luv. Once ya go black, ya never go back! I oughta pop that honkey in his face as hes watchin you suckin my black cock. " ~sent to me by MASTER-P this morning!!!

Now kids, there is such a thing as charm and no charm. this definately qualifies as not charming her panties off.

[phee]

Simply be OHSTER....

[sass_in_the_pants]

Be famous.

Would Keith Richards get ANY tail if he weren't Keith Richards? Not bloody likely.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay, okay.....

I like Merlot and dark chocolate.

[Steven]

Okay, okay.....

I like Merlot and dark chocolate.

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shit......who dont?

[Steven]

Be famous.

Would Keith Richards get ANY tail if he weren't Keith Richards? Not bloody likely.

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its not that he's famous....its that he famously does nto give a fuck....that's Keith's magic...

[sass_in_the_pants]

its not that he's famous....its that he famously does nto give a fuck....that's Keith's magic...

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Well, CLEARLY he doesn't give a fuck. He wears Ralph Machio headbands. No one who wears Ralph Machio headbands gives a fuck. And, I believe the magic of Keith Richards is that he is not dead. He's a modern day Rasputin, I tell you.

That, now THAT is magic.

But I'm sticking to my guns on this one.

Tom Petty, Kid Rock, that guy from that one band I can never remember - none are terribly attractive, and yet, they get LAID. I'm pretty sure those girls aren't hanging around because they like the boys' personalities...

[Anathema]

Tom Petty, Kid Rock, that guy from that one band I can never remember - none are terribly attractive, and yet, they get LAID. I'm pretty sure those girls aren't hanging around because they like the boys' personalities...

Kid Rock is actually a really great guy and was getting laid by hot girls long before anyone knew who he was. I used to hang out with him when he lived in Royal Oak back in the mid 90's so i actually know this as a fact.

As for the rest of them, i think its the money and drugs. When your rich like that you you'll have them lined up around the block. And Keith Richards...what IS up with that head band shit? maybe it's a hendrix thing....maybe he's putting his acid under it?

[Hellion]

this is definately  a how to NOT get a hot girl....

"I outa slap you cross yo mouth with em ring diamonds on my fingers hoe. I'd get you straighten out and suckin on my cone, you'll be cumin back fo mo P's ice cream which all the hoes cant resist.

Fuck yo man. I know you be feindin fo some jungle feva luv. Once ya go black, ya never go back! I oughta pop that honkey in his face as hes watchin you suckin my black cock. "  ~sent to me by MASTER-P this morning!!!

Now kids, there is such a thing as charm and no charm.  this definately qualifies as not charming her panties off.

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:devil Damn why does that sound so familiar,LOL

[Anathema]

:devil Damn why does that sound so familiar,LOL

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lol. i do seem to remember you yelling ghetto crap out the car windows late at night last year.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hose me down. That should stop me in my tracks.

[Anathema]

Hose me down. That should stop me in my tracks.

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i know it's sexy and hot isn't it?!? i think my panties are all wet now.

[Hellion]

lol.  i do seem to remember you  yelling ghetto crap out the car windows late at night last year.

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:devil Yeah but the retarded ghetto song you posted was not mine,cause mine would've

been funnier.LOl

[Anathema]

:devil Yeah but the retarded ghetto song you posted was not mine,cause mine would've

been funnier.LOl

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No, it wasn't yours, sorry.

[Hellion]

No, it wasn't yours, sorry.

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Thats OK

[dr mojo]

it is crazy how one ? can make so many people look!!!!!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

It's crazy how one ? can make the asker of said question look.

[dr mojo]

It's crazy how one ? can make the asker of said question look.

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it's like a car accident. one can not help but to look, especially if it's the person who caused it.

as they say...

curiosity killed the cat

[Anathema]

it seems to me that in order to get a hot girl i really don't have to do much...it just happens lately. why i don't understand because i am not trying or anything. I am starting to think that that should be added to the list of how to's. don't try and it will haappen. when i try it never seems to happen for me, when i give up i have hot girls and guys flocking to me

[creatureofthenyte]

how do you get a hot mate ?

I don't know the real answer to that question.

In my experience,

I get told how sweet, caring, cute, and genuinely wonderful I am,

but all of those qualities don't seem to be enough for anyone,

as I am still single.

Good luck findin the answer man.

[Anathema]

so i am thinking that we have covered how to get a hot girl perhaps we should look into ways how NOT to get a hot girl. things that you shouldn't do if you want to succeed. tell you what, i'll begin the list...

~don't use bad pick up lines (did it hurt when you fell from heaven?) so cheesy i say and screams "yes i am a dork!"

~make sure you take a shower before picking her up for the first time (and perhaps everytime!). there's nothing worse then a dirty stinky

guy showing up at the door

~don't tell her all about your ex and all the good times you had...the last thing a girl wants to hear about is some other girl you were once

with

~don't be rude. open the door for her and other such nice things.

well then...there is a start...any more to add to the list ladies?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Well..I honestly dont know...Ive been dating really gorgeous girls as of late...one happened to be a model...and I dont know how I pull it off...

my assumption: be in a wheelchair with blue hair sport some sunglass goggles and be a complete asshole, smartass and know ur videogames...thats what i do