HOW TO GET A HOT GIRL

[dr mojo]

This is one of the great questions that plauges much of mankind. So I ask this question to you all,

How does one find, land and get to keep a hot mate?

[BrassFusion]

This is one of the great questions that plauges much of mankind.  So I ask this question to you all,

How does one find, land and get to keep a hot mate?

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Lower your standards accordingly for every other category, including employment, eligibility, intelligence, common interests...

Follow my simple advice and you'll find yourself in the arms of a Jessica Simpson lookalike in no time!

(Disclaimer: She will not have Jessica Simpson's money or intelligence.)

[Onyx]

Well, let's see....

If that's all that matters is that they are hot, probably becoming really super hot yourself would do the trick. Failing that, spend lots and lots of money on them?

(and be prepared to lose them when you put on a few pounds or run out of cash).

Let us know how it goes! :blink

[BillyDeath]

You shouldn't always judge a person on looks, it sounds superficial. Everybody is obsessed with popularity,looks,and material things. I find that it is the way people present themselves...I mean their are so many people who are considered, by mainstream general public, 'good looking' who are have no appeal to me because of their attitude about themselves.

[BillyDeath]

Well, let's see....

If that's all that matters is that they are hot, probably becoming really super hot yourself would do the trick.  Failing that, spend lots and lots of money on them?

(and be prepared to lose them when you put on a few pounds or run out of cash).

Let us know how it goes!    :blink

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It is not all about loks and money. But if you believe that then you are gonna spend the rest of your life in caring for what other people think and never live for yourself. That would be so unspiritual.

[Steven]

ignore them.

drives them insane, trust me.

but that was terrible advice.

[Homicidalheathen]

By being yourself and just getting out there.....be nice, honest and giving.

[Guest Game of Chance]

What you do is...talk to them. Its a numbers game. The more girls/guys you talk to, the more luck you'll have.

Also, take care of yourself, watch what you eat, etc.

[n0Mad]

Also, take care of yourself, watch what you eat, etc.

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Everytime I watch what I eat, I always end up crosseyed as the food nears my mouth. It hurts.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm unavailable. Sorry.

[Msterbeau]

What you do is...talk to them.  Its a numbers game.  The more girls/guys you talk to, the more luck you'll have. 

"I'm the operator with my pocket calculator..."

[phee]

Buy a camera, and offer to take there picture at clubs... or even more effective, have a sketch pad and learn how to draw them well....

[holliwood66]

Be younger than 25: lots of hotties with little thought to consequences at that age. If you are male: be attractive yourself and sort of an asshole...also try downriver: lots of incredibly stupid/fucked up yet hot chicks there...but don't get one pregnant!

If you are female? Self-confidence, decent looking, a dirty mind usually will lasso a hottie for a fling or two. *shrugs*

I went and did the modelizer-man-mode years ago...and it was a waste of time (boring!!!)

[Msterbeau]

You could be me.

[Morbid Side]

You shouldn't always judge a person on looks, it sounds superficial. Everybody is obsessed with popularity,looks,and material things. I find that it is the way people present themselves...I mean their are so many people who are considered, by mainstream general public, 'good looking' who are have no appeal to me because of their attitude about themselves.

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Well said Billy.

[torn asunder]

umm... :erm

steal their air conditioner!!! :woot:

:whistling

[phee]

umm...  :erm

steal their air conditioner!!! :woot:

:whistling

That was good

[Head Wreck]

rohypnol.

[Gothmama25]

Be younger than 25: lots of hotties with little thought to consequences at that age. If you are male: be attractive yourself and sort of an asshole...also try downriver: lots of incredibly stupid/fucked up yet hot chicks there...but don't get one pregnant!

If you are female? Self-confidence, decent looking, a dirty mind usually will lasso a hottie for a fling or two. *shrugs*

I went and did the modelizer-man-mode years ago...and it was a waste of time (boring!!!)

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Hey I live downriver and I'm not stupid or fucked up.

[phee]

Hey I live downriver and I'm not stupid or fucked up.

Then you have no business posting on the board unless you are:

A.) Stupid

or

B.) Fucked Up

[BrassFusion]

Then you have no business posting on the board unless you are:

A.) Stupid

or

B.) Fucked Up

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i'm telling rayne you called her stupid and/or fucked up.

but maybe you just meant phucked up.

[Paper Hearts]

Then you have no business posting on the board unless you are:

A.) Stupid

or

B.) Fucked Up

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Yeah, that's true. We're all stupid and fucked up here. She's gotta go.

[phee]

i'm telling rayne you called her stupid and/or fucked up.

but maybe you just meant phucked up.

She is fucked up... just ask her about her family

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm still unavailable. Sorry.

[Rayne]

i'm telling rayne you called her stupid and/or fucked up.

but maybe you just meant phucked up.

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

I love this board.

Yeah, that's true. We're all stupid and fucked up here. She's gotta go.

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PH is right.

She is fucked up... just ask her about her family

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And so is Phee.